PurityOfEssence
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:23 PM
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So George Bush walks into a bar... |
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...fucking kills everybody.
buh-dum-bump.
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:24 PM
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1. It must not have been a bar in West Texas. |
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As we know, only pretty girls and nice paintings come out of West Texas.
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:26 PM
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2. So George Bush walks into a Bar |
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bara Bush. And she smacks him for being a clumsy idiot.
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:28 PM
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George Bush walks into a bar, asks for a telephone, and orders people 5,000 miles away to walk into bars and kill everybody.
For good measure, he then tells the bar patrons 5,000 miles away to "bring it on". Then he hangs up the phone.
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:31 PM
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4. So this guy walks into a bar and sees Bush and Cheney sitting at a table. |
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He gets a beer and walks up to them. They're studying a huge piece of paper spread out all over the table, covered with small "x"s.
"Hi," the guy says. "Wat'cha doin'?"
Cheney looks up. "We're planning the next attack on Iraq."
"Hmm," says the guy. "What are all those little x's?"
Bush looks up. "That's 10,000 wiped-out Iraqis and a bicycle repairman."
"A bicycle repairman?" asks the guy. "What's that all about?"
Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See? I told you no one would care about 10,000 wiped-out Iraqis."
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:36 PM
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6. Can't beat the classics |
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Though I know it with a blonde with big hooters in place of the bike guy, but I think I like your better.
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PurityOfEssence
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Fri Oct-15-04 02:01 PM
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It all hits a nerve, doesn't it?
The sad thing is that the human condition is one of denial, so perpetrators have an inherent advantage: they dictate the terms, and if they keep the initiative, the fear they engender allows them to take the next step. Unfortunately for us all, they have to take that next step so nobody gets a chance to reflect...
Good joke, by the way...
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:36 PM
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Fri Oct-15-04 01:41 PM
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7. Guy is sitting at a bar, repeatedly calling Bush an A-Hole. |
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He goes on and on, calling an A-Hole for doing this, an A-Hole for doing that.
Finally, this other guy sitting at the bar gets fed up listening to the first guy repeatedly call Bush an A-Hole, so he walks over to the first guy, throws his drink in his face, and calls the first guy an M.F.'er, and leaves.
The first guy turns to the bartender and says: "I guess he is a Bush supporter."
The bartender hands him a bar towel to dry off and replies: "No, he's an A-Hole, and I don't think he liked being compared to George Bush."
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Fri Oct-15-04 02:02 PM
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Fri Oct-15-04 03:50 PM
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It works for many butts: lawyers, politicians, etc.
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Fri Oct-15-04 02:19 PM
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10. You'd Think He Would Have Seen It |
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Bar-rump-bump!! *** cymbal clash ***
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week....
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Fri Oct-15-04 05:23 PM
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13. and breaks two ribs and a solemn pledge |
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but god whips him up the Brandy Alexander of all times, and just as Junior's feeling more at home, calls him Alexander the Grating...
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Fri Oct-15-04 03:52 PM
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12. The punchline is that Corproate TV Pravda exonerated him! |
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And the Imperial Subjects of Amerika ultimately thoguht it was "no big deal".
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:19 PM
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14. Gerorge Bush walks into a bar... |
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He was so drunk he did not see.
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