The Jesus and Mary Cheney

[Magrittes Pipe]

[Fenris]

1. Will they perform "Down On Me"?

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. HAHA!

Excellent work!

[asthmaticeog]

7. NICE!

[flamingyouth]

9. Snarf

(Insert obligatory "Why aren't you in class?" question here.):evilgrin:

[sundog]

2. Pick UP the pipe: I go to the Darklands to talk in rhyme...

with my chaotic soul

[Wat_Tyler]

3. I wanna die like Jesus Christ, I wanna die on a bed of spikes.

[Phillycat]

5. With the "at 'em" spelled a-t-o-m in a delicious pun.

All your jokes are stolen. :evilgrin:

[gpandas]

6. nobody focks wit de jesus n/t

[mark0rama]

10. Eight-year-olds, Dude. (nt)

[gpandas]

12. ?

[mark0rama]

13. Thought you were quoting The Big Lebowski

(Apologies for any misunderstanding.)

Quintana looks at Walter.

QUINTANA: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

DUDE: Jesus.

QUINTANA: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus walks away. Walter nods sadly.

WALTER: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[gpandas]

15. it was big lebowski...

i didn't remember the line. very funny. i remember it now. thanks.

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Nice

[underpants]

11. CLASSIC

That is hilarious made my day.

[terrya]

14. A delicious pun! What a man...

A master of puns, a witty bon vivant...AND he looks damn good in a pair of leather pants! (well, he WOULD look good in a pair of leather pants. I haven't actually seen that. :-)