What household intruder freaks you out most?

[kick-ass-bob]

[eyesroll]

1. You, bob.

GIT OFF MAH PROPUR-TAY!

[kick-ass-bob]

3. never. I locked myself out of my apartment without my pants!

:crazy:
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[qnr]

16. Wierdly enough, I actually did lock myself outside my

apartment without pants. It was nighttime, the middle of winter, in an apartment complex in Juneau, Alaska. Luckily, my balcony sliding door was unlocked, and I just had to figure out how to get up to it. I was out in the cold in my underwear for at least 25 minutes, though I don't think anyone saw me.

[qwlauren35]

2. Hands down...

rats.

Although roaches freak me out quite a bit. When you said insects, my first thought was flies, fleas and bees... they annoy me, but don't make me lose my mind. Roaches make me lose my mind.

But rats would make me move out within a month or less.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. That's funny/ In-laws have the same effect on me!

But it only takes a week!

[movie_girl99]

8. i share your phobia of roaches

they freak me out to the point of hysteria.

[gpandas]

4. big men with guns. n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I hate roaches, but I think that I would rather have roaches...

...than a boss man tellin' me what the fuck to do.

[natrat]

7. the landlord

[starroute]

9. Bats

About once a year, one gets down the chimney, and then we all run around flapping things at it until we get it to fly out the door.

I'm not too fond of flour moths either, in any of their various gross stages of development, but I don't get as manic over them.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Mice

I'd probably freak out worse if I ever had rats here.

I once found a nest of mice on our back porch in a box of Halloween stuff, and I totally freaked. I never imagined I could have such a violent reaction. I sicked the cats on the mother, who captured her with glee; then I flushed the pinkies down the toilet.

I was disgusted by my own brutality. But I can't say I wouldn't do it again...unless I had a snake to feed the boogers to.

[HEyHEY]

11. Racoons/bears

Round these parts we KEEP THE BACK DOOR SHUT!

[yardwork]

15. I know raccoons will walk right in the house - but bears?

Seriously, dude?

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Ghosts

[Nay]

13. My son trying to sneak in late at night!!

[ozymandius]

14. other: radioactive cannibals

n/t

[meow2u3]

17. Mice

I need to sneek (spelling intentional) a kitty into my apartment!

[Wcross]

18. The Police swat team or an armed crack head/criminal

Everyone else will leave when I ask them to!