If you "blank" you might be a Freeper.

[One_Life_To_Give]

FIll in the blank.

If you have more kids than teeth, you just might be a freeper.

If you've given birth to more than 7 kids, uou just might be a freeper.

If the bumper sticker on your truck say it's not how you pick your nose..., you might be a freeper.

[underpants]

1. Take a spit cup into church

:bounce:

[dryan]

6. have a photograph of Ann Coulter on your mantle...

[aden_nak]

2. If you think Bill O'Reilly is a "left-leaning commie". . .

[underpants]

3. Think Bill Dornan is credible or ever has been

:bounce:

[underpants]

4. were impressed by Zell Miller

:bounce:

[plcdude]

5. If you

flafal you might be

[underpants]

7. haven't caught on that NO ONE wants to discuss W's record over the last

FOUR years

[Worst Username Ever]

8. have ever said "I'm not a racist, BUT........"

[auburngrad82]

9. Drool

Sleep with your sister

Sleep with your daughter

Have ever had sex with a goat

like "you might be a redneck"

you say "gitter done"

you've ever said I think that movie was a good defense of the second amendment

you own more guns than books

[Worst Username Ever]

15. watch blue collar TV

[rkc3]

16. I keep tellin people - THE GOAT BACKED INTO ME!

Now leave me alone.

[amber dog democrat]

10. think the ends

justify the means.

This is my litmus test.

[underpants]

11. ...nod at the radio..

:bounce:

[underpants]

12. ...were impressed that W was reading "The Pet Goat"...

:bounce:

[underpants]

13. ...see Ollie North as a hero...

:bounce:

[jonnyblitz]

14. own a copy of "Unfit for Command" n/t

[baldguy]

36. Own a copy of "The Turner Diaries"

[johnnie]

17. Thought that Jerry Garcia was just a drugged up waste of flesh

..But Rush has a disease and you hope and pray to God that he gets help.

[jonnyblitz]

25. ann coulter is a deadhead. no lie N/T

[johnnie]

27. maybe a dead head

How many concerts you think he has been to?

[jonnyblitz]

47. this has been discussed on DU in the past.

she has been to quite a few. I am too lazy to google. I am serious about this btw.

[johnnie]

48. Yeah

I have heard she is also. I believe you.

[underpants]

18. ..wait with baited breath to see what God will say through Bush next...

:eyes:

[underpants]

19. ...think W owns a cow...

:bounce:

[PurityOfEssence]

20. Hate

It's a way of life.

[bushisanidiot]

21. Drool when you try to think

kinda like AWOL in the last debate.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

22. Masturbate to "Jane's Fighting Ships" on the toilet

Worry about how we're ever going to become a Federation of Planets if these damned liberals don't fall in line

Play dungeons and dragons because it is a semi-masculine way to express your secret love of fairies and unicorns

Get a boner watching pro-wrestling after drinking too much Busch light; wake up next day vigorously in favor of anti-gay legislation

Hate entire nationalities, examples of which you have never met (French, Somalis, etc.)

Use military terms like "in the rear with the gear" even though you've never even considered joining the military

Think your job is more important than it is

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

23. clip your toenails in bed

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

26. find your sister attractive

[CAcyclist]

24. you believe the pictures of the moon are fake

you believe you can buy a cream that melts fat

you believe that the job of president is probably too hard for just one man

the size of your car is inversely related to the size of your ....feet

[stlchic]

28. Think the Bible should be a public school textbook...

Laugh at the idea of Democrats going to hell (and you know they are)

Think of Clarence Thomas as a victim

Have a shrine to Reagan in your living room

Go to McDonald's and order freedom fries

Brag about the USA being the best country in the world because of free speech and then tell war protesters to STFU

Think George W. Bush is a classic "alpha male"

Debate about whether * or Cheney is sexier

You think * won the last debate

You think the trifecta joke was funny

You continually bitch about the "liberal media."

[Blue-Jay]

29. If you figured that

you had enough "book-learnin" by the eighth grade, you might be a Freeper.

Dear Freepers - Yes. I'm saying that you're stupid. I didn't use any big words in my post so that you'd understand. There's a reason why the areas in the USA with left-leaning proclivities (whoops! big word!) vote for Democrats. (DemonCraps, har har har!) Do the math, idiot.

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. Don't use that uppity grammar...

Use "there" as the all purpose form of a place, a contraction of "they are", and as a possessve. e.g. "there out of there minds over there".

Purposely use "it's" to mean something belongs to something else and as a contraction of "it is".

Believe a "Thesaurus" had six-inch long teeth and died during Noah's Flood only 5000 years ago.

Understand that "Plural" means people who live out in the country.

Use the ";" to describe someone with a colostmy bag.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. If you shoot your damned mouth off without thinking...

you're most likely a freeper.

[johnnie]

32. Bought one of those Twin tower coins

..made from silver found at "ground zero" because you don't think people should ever forget what Saddam did to us.

[mac56]

33. ...breathe through your mouth...

nm

[skygazer]

34. Think Fox News really is fair and balanced

Use the term "feminazis"

Think monster truck rallies are good family bonding moments.

Named your son "Dubya"

Aren't sure if that's your aunt or your mother.

Think Nixon got hosed.

Are waiting for the Rapture.

[Lady Effingbroke]

35. If your horse is "stump broke" -

you DEFINITELY are a freeper!!!

[daddybear]

37. Think Dumbya is the Saviour....

[baldguy]

38. If your dog is sick, you shoot him rather than waste money on a vet.

You have a Confederate flag bumper sticker that says "Heretige not Hate" - but you know its REALLY "Hate". Oh yeah, and you live north of the Mason-Dixon line.

[WoodrowFan]

39. think 'freedom' means everybody think like you do. (NT)

[Blue Gardener]

40. Wear Camouflage Clothing

Or dress your kids in it. It's a dead give away every time.

[Sweet Freedom]

41. won't let your 12-year-old pregnant daughter smoke...

at the kitchen table.

[pdx_prog]

42. Yell STUMP every time you see a cow...

Own two or more confederate flags..

Think NPR is that big book with all the pills in it...

Grab your pistol every time someone knocks on the door...

Turn your lights all off, but sit inside your dark house at halloween..

Have a rag for a gas cap...

[dean_dem]

43. If you have a mudflap,* either on your head or on your car......

there is the distinct possiblity, that you might, in some plausible way, be a freeper.

*though I think they call them mullets these days. I can't keep up.

[Lady Effingbroke]

44. Dip and smoke at the same time

swallow instead of using a spit cup

forget which bottle is your spit cup and which is your beer

[Duncan Grant]

45. If you have a sofa *AND* a refrigerator on your front porch,

you might be a fr**per.

[Endangered Specie]

46. Cum while talking on the phone about eating middle eastern snacks

off some womans privates.