The "every bad thing that happens in the US started in the South" quiz

[trof]

Inspired by the GD meltdown thread.

Take out a paper and pencil and number from one to five.
Please do your own work. No talking or looking on another's paper.
This is not a timed test. Just turn your papers in at the end of the period.
Thank you.

1. The 9/11/01 hijackers/kamikaze-bombers were from:
a. Alabama
b. Mississippi
c. Georgia
d. all of the above

2. The recent recession and increased unemployment began in:
a. Louisiana
b. South Carolina
c. Virginia
d. all of the above

3. The Vietnamese war was started by:
a. North Carolina
b. Texas
c. Tennessee
d. all of the above

4. JFK's assassin was from
a. Alabama
b. Kentucky
c. Georgia
d. all of the above (including the guys on the grassy knoll. trick question.)

5. The pilots who attacked Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941, "a day that will live in infamy", were from:
a. Mississippi
b. Florida
c. Arkansas
d. all of the above

[GOPisEvil]

1. ROFL!!!

Thanks for finding a way to make me laugh at that thread! :D

[trof]

5. Did you see my "YEEEHAAA" reply?

Great flamethrower pic.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Yep! That was the way to handle that.

:thumbsup:

[trof]

9. I'm bookmarking that graphic.

It'll come in handy in GD.
:nuke:

[BurtWorm]

2. That was too easy.

;)

[trof]

4. I know. Fish in a barrel.

Not very sporting, and people used to say I WAS a sport.
;-)

[bamademo]

3. The iceberg that sunk the Titanic...

...was in

A. Alabama
B. Mississippi
C. Arkansas
D. All of the above


The Bubonic plague started in:

A. Alabama
B. Mississippi
C. Georgia
D. All of the above

Hitler was born in:

A. Alabama
B. Mississippi
C. Tennessee
D. All of the above

[trof]

8. was in the Gulf of Mexico.

A. Right off the coast of Alabama.
Trick question ya sneaky bastid.
;-)

[liberalhistorian]

6. Hey, no fair, you didn't ask where the Great Depression

came from and we all know that that's the South's fault, since they didn't buy enough products from Northern industries!

Sarcasm off

[trof]

10. I decided to cut it off at the 1960s.

Just lazy.
:-)

[liberalhistorian]

13. Well, there ya go, typical

"Southern apathetic mentality" at work, boy, them there Soth'ners sure don't like no work, do they?

Sorry, couldn't resist it! Ya know I'm just being obnoxiously sarcastic!

[trof]

14. Lazy bones, sleepin' in the sun

How you spect to get your day's work done?
I don't wanna get my day's work done
I'm sleepin' in this noon day sun

Lazybones, lyin' in the shade
How you spect to get your cornmeal made?
I don't wanna get no cornmeal made
I'm sleepin' in this evening shade

When taters need sprayin', oh, I bet you keep prayin'
The bugs fall off of the vine
I keep prayin' and when I go fishin' I always keep wishin'
That the fish don't grab at my line

Lazybones, loafin' all the day
How you spect to make a dime that way
I don't wanna make a dime no way
Can't you see, I ain't heard a word you say

[DrGonzoLives]

11. Didn't you know?

In every state except for Washington, Oregon, California, and the Northeast Atlantic Coast, we all kick puppies and export sadness everywhere. We are the cause for all woe in the world.

[trof]

12. And dammit, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

Look ashamed!
:-(

[trof]

15. Hee - Earl G. finally smelled the smoke

and locked it.
Great while it lasted.

[BlueJazz]

16. Good Research ! There's even growing evidence...

....that the Asteroid that wiped out the Dinosaurs was caused
(in part) by the disgusting hicks from the south.....
but, of course, you stinking Liberals are afraid to REALLY print the truth.



Mr.Bush Baud Man! He Vedy, Vedy Baud Man !!

[zbdent]

17. I take offense at # five - Congressman Blutto said

that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

[trof]

18. I thought the Germans blew up the Maine

in Havana harbor.
;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Nevermind that the banking institutions rigging it all are in Delaware

and the Northeast...right?

[supernova]

20. Hooray for Trof!

God that's funny! I bow to you, sir! *bows*

[trof]

21. Yeah, right. Hooray for me!

"Nothing deflates a hot air balloon like the gentle prick of humor."
No...wait...that doesn't sound right.
hmmm
Will I now be known as "the gentle prick of humor"?
Naw...that doesn't sound right at all.
;-)

[supernova]

22. LOL!

YOu're killing me!! Don't stop! :D

[trof]

25. OK, maybe they'll just refer to me as

"Hey, remember trof? That funny gentle prick?"

[patdem]

23. I hope that was not your 'bad fortune cookie' quote..to be followed

by 'in bed'? OUCH! :evilgrin:

[supernova]

24. Bad PatDem!

:spank:

But I do LOVE this one!!

IN BED!!

[trof]

26. The GWB* fortune cookie!

Where'd you find it?

[supernova]

27. It just came up

when I did www.badcookie.com today. I hadn't seen it when we were talking about it yesterday.

I'm keeping it! Iit's Mine! Mmmuuuhhhhahahahahah!

[UrbScotty]

28. My answers

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[trof]

29. Ah, the scattergun approach.

So, we're all tarred with the same brush.
Birds of a feather flock together?
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas?
Penny wise and pound foolish.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
or something
mutter...mumble

[Iris]

30. you're on a roll this evening, Trof. I want that bumper sticker.

[trof]

31. www.stickergiant.com

Have at it with my compliments.

[Iris]

32. thanks