Great Joke!

[smirkymonkey]

Apologies if you have heard this one.

"A popular bar had a new robotic bartender
installed. It could not
Only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also, like
any good bartender,
engage in appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot
serves him a
Perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man
replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make
conversation about
quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry,
etc. The customer is
very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test
the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes
back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and
asks him, "What's your
IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately
the robot starts talking,
but this time, about football pre-season
predictions, baseball playoffs
and stats, cheerleaders,etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give the
robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot
serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the
robot says, "So, you
gonna vote for Bush again?"

[msturgis524]

1. Better than the version I got

The punchline on that one was

"so I understand you democrats are really excited about Kerry"

[Laf.La.Dem.]

2. Cute

Cute and funny - thanks:evilgrin:

[MatrixEscape]

3. I was expecting the robot to say ...

"Hello again President Bush! The usual?"

[smirkymonkey]

4. I like that ending better!

Very funny! :)