One of the worst bumper stickers ever at work today

[ButterflyBlood]

on the vehicle of a girl I find rather attractive. Unfortunately, she's also a total lunatic. Along with lots of pictures of Jesus and Mary her cubicle is covered with bumper stickers like "Vote pro-choice! - Satan" and "Roe v. Wade has killed more people than Hitler" Well I saw her driving away today in the parking lot. Unsuprisingly she has the "Know Jesus, Know Peace. No Jesus, No Peace." one. And right below that:

"Having an abortion doesn't mean you're not a mother, it just means you're the mother of a dead child."

I decided to try to avoid road rage and not think about that until I got home.

[GRLMGC]

1. Is she pro-war?

Pro-death penalty?

[ButterflyBlood]

2. no clue

she does have a nice personality, which is quite odd considering how insane she is. Jesus getting whipped and beaten isn't something I want to look at while at work, anyone who would is a little out there.

[PartyPooper]

3. Offer to "loan" her a copy of F 9/11.

Maybe that will change her tune, eh?

:D

[Lady Effingbroke]

4. Fundies like Jesus scourged and nailed to the cross,

while believers with any semblance of mental stability prefer to think of him helping the poor and outcast of society...y'know, all that Christian stuff.

It's the ageless struggle between the violence-soaked power trip vs. true charity and kindness to others.

[Sabriel]

5. Then she wouldn't like the sign I saw today

Below the name of the tattoo & piercing parlor down the street it says, "Even Jesus got pierced." On how many levels is that wrong?! I laughed all the way home.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Offer her a couple of new stickers....

here's one...


here's another

[TexasLady]

7. as a mom of four

and a mother of a child i gave up for adoption as a young teen, this nasty lil brat can not even begin to know what it is like...

nothing irks me more than twits like this one who havent been there, dont know what it is like to be a birth mother. many times i wish my decision was different.

promise you..;.her karma WILL come...no doubt about it.

[TransitJohn]

8. You know, I have a great idea for a bumper sticker

Nuke a Gay Iraqi Whale for Jesus

[PassingFair]

9. Now try replacing the word abortion...

...with the word miscarriage. Nice.

[no_arbusto]

10. I like the truncated "No Jesus, No Peace"

My question to them is: "So what do you have against Jesus and peace?"

[TroubleMan]

11. Get her drunk .... then get her pregnant

Let's see how she feels about abortion then.

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I'm just kidding........I'm drunk and posting...don't flame me!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Can you feel the LOOOOVE?

Not. Obviously not a foot soldier in the army of compassion.