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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 01:46 AM
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I like my vodka like I like to engage in sexual intercourse
in the dark and...uh...with a pinch of red pepper on the tip of my tongue with each shot?

god, that sounds excruciating on the receiving end

excuse me while I drop dead
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 01:50 AM
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1. LOL!
I love to see someone other than me doing this to themselves!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 01:53 AM
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2. actually I like my vodka best in front of a computer monitor
just like I like sex

youth is a beautiful thing, isnt it
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 02:04 AM
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3. I was afraid you were going to say 'dry'
nt
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mrbassman03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 02:05 AM
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5. hahaha, never thought of that...
better than sandy...
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 02:07 AM
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6. oooooooooooooooo
thats actually clever of you
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mrbassman03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 02:04 AM
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4. I like my vodka exactly as I'm having it right now...
In a smooth white russian... mmmmm. Thanks Dude.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 02:20 AM
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7. I like my nookie like steak ...
... very rare, and with vegetables.

:evilgrin:

--bkl
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