Yet another Flip-Off-the-Ol'-Vote of all CAPTIONs!!!

[skip fox]

"And if you vote for me, I promise never to run for anything ever again."

[Kierkegaard]

1. "Laura promised me, as a condition of our marriage, that I wouldn't have

to do this. But...er...uh, hmm............we can't get fooled again!"

[acmavm]

2. Bush is thinking "golly Gomer, who'd have ever thought that so many

idiots would believe this crap I've been spouting. It's going to be a piece of cake to make slave labor out of all these assholes."

[Fenris]

3. W. is "sprechin'":

"What John Kerry and the liberals in Washington don't understand is that massive unemployment, corporate fraud, bank foreclosures, dangerously underfunded schools, eroded civil liberties, neo-theocratic government, and crotch-grabbing militarism are HEARTLAND VALUES!"