Johnny 99
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:34 PM
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We've had limericks, it's O'Reilly haiku time |
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I posted this in the limerick thread for the hell of it, but I'll start things out:
I want to wash you You are so very dirty Give me a loofah
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:36 PM
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Sit on my face please I'm a republican shill make me your toilet
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:37 PM
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My hand rests on your Falafel in the moonlight Oh my little Faux
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:49 PM
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A Fox smells it own hole holy shit but a Faux not its own A hole
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:49 PM
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4. I missed the limerick thread.... |
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so here goes:
There once was a man named O'Reilly who put to use loofahs most slyly he got on the phone to a woman alone and lost those who thought of him highly.
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Sat Oct-16-04 10:24 PM
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Jade Fox.........u got me rolling
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Sat Oct-16-04 01:59 PM
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'Fair and balanced news?' How can you trust these Fox guys when they are perverts?
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:18 PM
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6. How Titillating. The dildo of desire. In his no spin zone. |
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Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 03:20 PM by norml
(:
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:30 PM
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7. (Edited title) Was a 7 / 7 / 5 |
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Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 03:44 PM by Misunderestimator
Silly me... now it's 5 / 7 / 5
Piggish man am I Your lack of desire puzzles Give me your dildo
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norml
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:41 PM
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10. Oh to hear the tape! Risque ramblings abound! Dildo Reilly joy! |
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:43 PM
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11. You are so right... it is 5 / 7 / 5 traditionally |
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Though pretty much anything goes, like your 5 / 6 / 5 one. :D
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:31 PM
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8. hmm, bad at haikus, let's see |
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Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 03:32 PM by ismnotwasm
The phone is ringing Answering to hear breathing It's oozing wetness
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:36 PM
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Here, touch my dildo No, now touch my falafel Oh, it feels so good!
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:43 PM
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12. I haven't done this in years |
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A man tonight He wants release But she says no--he goes on alone.
How arrogant--he Teases her, moaning loud She ends his call fast.
How could she not care? He asks, fondling his own In the dark silent room.
They're not too funny--sorry, but I'll think of more.
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:58 PM
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13. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. |
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JUST SHUT THE F****** HELL UP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat Oct-16-04 04:07 PM
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:thumbsup:
Now THAT was perfect.
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Sat Oct-16-04 09:23 PM
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Johnny 99
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Sat Oct-16-04 04:16 PM
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15. I must kick this thread |
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To see more brilliant haiku And for my ego
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Sat Oct-16-04 04:21 PM
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Oh, Partisan Hack Lame porn over the phone Will bring you lawsuit
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Sat Oct-16-04 04:24 PM
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My shriveled wee thing In Winter grows much smaller When I see dildos
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Sat Oct-16-04 04:58 PM
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18. Never tried Haiku, but here goes .... |
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Janet Jackson's breast Public outrage airwave police Dil dO'Reilly? yawn
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Sat Oct-16-04 05:50 PM
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america loves from a childrens' book author steamy sex scandal
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Sat Oct-16-04 05:58 PM
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In The No-Spin Zone, No one hears the vibrator - Bill needs to clean up.
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Sat Oct-16-04 06:05 PM
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Yuck - Bill O'Reilly Took my falafel away - I don't want it back.
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Poor, poor falafel Bill O'Reilly took him home I will miss that dog...
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Sat Oct-16-04 06:09 PM
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Poor Bill O'Reilly His penis must be tiny Must .... use ... falafel .....
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Sat Oct-16-04 06:40 PM
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23. Alright I can't resist. Here's a few. |
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Ludacis is crude Bill Clinton is a pervert Where's my vibrator?
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Ejaculation Thinking of dead Al Franken Oh, baby. He'll pay
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O'Reilly's factor Vibrators and falafel The jerk-off jerks off
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Sat Oct-16-04 09:16 PM
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24. Your 3rd one made me laugh |
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Sat Oct-16-04 09:21 PM
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O'Reilly's porn-Zone Where dirty man talks too much I pull your mike now
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Sat Oct-16-04 09:27 PM
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Falafel no more Faux Fox now spins angrily No, never to Maher
I fudged the last line (arguably 6)--sorry.
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Sat Oct-16-04 10:21 PM
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28. Here's my first attempt at a haiku |
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You reported the news We decided...you're sucky And you're a pervert
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Sat Oct-16-04 10:49 PM
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says O'Rilley's wife as she cuts off his dick with the kitchen knife you bloviating bloody old koot im gonna have the rest of your loot.
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Sat Oct-16-04 11:19 PM
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It doesn't matter If my bullshit turns you on I'm touching myself
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Sat Oct-16-04 11:19 PM
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Tropic heat my lust My joy vibrates electric Loofah I eat now
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Sun Oct-17-04 02:21 AM
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33. Oh Bill O`Reilly. He thought he was so charming. She was repulsed. |
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Sun Oct-17-04 02:28 AM
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Your lies are legion You are indeed a loudmouth Wash it out with soap
And another:
A shrill wind whistles Between your deaf ears - Nutcase Your meat is rotten
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Sun Oct-17-04 02:31 AM
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the chill winds crawl in and the leaves wither and fall like a hot gasbag
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Sun Oct-17-04 02:44 AM
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36. They call me big Bill. I am hot for Al Franken. Bloviate me now! |
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