HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

[underpants]

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[kmla]

1. On a side note...

I heard once that the most difficult job on earth is:

picking the fly poop out of a can of pepper.

:hurts:

[Boudicea]

2. SuperFly

If you're not familiar with Joe Cartoon: http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/superfly2/

[LanternWaste]

3. O-kay, I have to admit that's pretty damn funny

O-kay, I have to admit that's pretty damn funny and I will steal without citing any sources.....

Two of my fav's, quick and dirty:

"Two guys walk into a bar; you'd think the second one would've ducked..."

"Didja hear about the baby seal who walked into a club...?"
(Yeah, I know, that one's outta line)