oh pee one zero, oh pee one zero...

[jukes]

if you have a negative sitrep. please break squelch twicet...

[derby378]

1. Hah?? (n/t)

[jukes]

2. "hah"

is *NOT* breaking squelch twicet, now is it?

[derby378]

4. Uh...

Socrates, particle, decibel, hurricane, dolphin...Bob Dole?

[Kire]

5. what planet is this coming from?

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[jukes]

7. jargonistic

hence; inherantly unfair. life is pretty much like that.

still, pretty close to plain english, & says what it means.

2nd hint: "grunt".

[zbdent]

3. Opie left Mayberry

and he's older than ten.

[jukes]

6. oh, please!!!

this isn't THAT obscure

hint: "squelch" is a radio term.

[salvorhardin]

8. Well, here is my go at it

"Operation Post 10, Operation Post 10, if you're in deep shit (negative situation report), press your talk button (break squelch) twice."

I didn't really know what twicet meant.

[jukes]

10. salvorhardin

VERY close, salvor. here's your cookie...(*)

actually: "observation post ten, if you have a negative situation report, that is to say there is no activity in the sector you're assigned to monitor, please press your microphone button twice (twicet is a southern accent term affected frequently by army personnel) hence, not making any sound audible near your location that might give away your position, but causing an abrupt hissing sound in my receiver, so i know not to send help."

very clever of you, mayor hardin!

[salvorhardin]

12. Ummm.... virtual cookies.... tastes great, less filling

I'm pretty good at word play and being a big space enthusiast I've gotten pretty used to the military mindset when it comes to TLAs and other jargon. Of course, being a techie helps too.

I should have known that a negative situation report would mean negative (no) activity rather than positive activity.

Glad you recognized the nick I'm using. :-)

[jukes]

13. righteous nick

& excellent problem solving skills.

i was about to break silence cause i thawt all wd get bored.

[Deja Q]

9. What, C3PO had amnesia and forgot his name?

I didn't know R2D2 had such a magnetic personality! :wow:

[jukes]

11. HypnoToad

suggs:

1. stop watching your starwars dvd collection immediately.

2. stop licking your namesake.

[Aristus]

14. Juliette Niner-zero, Juliette Niner-zero, sitrep follows:

1000 Freeper victor tangos, and one U.S. Prez idiot, going down, repeat: going down, over.

[jukes]

15. righteous rejoinder

sure hope it's prophetic!