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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:07 PM
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Monkey hawks
:shrug: goin with the trend
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:20 PM
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1. speedo-freak!
do *NOT* forget the polish!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:35 PM
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2. It's speedofearmongrel
and why would I forget the Polish :shrug: I am polish ya know through my DU sis Rhi who you and I both know.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:41 PM
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3. just thawt a kleeb-thread
Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 06:42 PM by jukes
w/ *no* mention of the polish needed to be set right.

"speedo freak" is a play on the archaic drug-jargon, prevalent in the '70's; it has a special, sweet retro quality that provides a unique perspective, viz: it reminds us how long those hideous, offensive garmets have been inflcted upon us.

now, shut up, or i'll post NUMEROUS fotos of same!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:44 PM
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4. I believe if I were in congress
Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 06:45 PM by JohnKleeb
I could pass a ban that says that the United States Congress finds speedos both disgusting and puking, I could do it with bigender support too, of course that would come after my bill that gives Dave Chappelle a Gold Medal for a lifelong service in making us laugh. Hah I am teasing but I bet I could pass that in mock congress.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 06:59 PM
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5. i believe
Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 06:59 PM by jukes
you're destined for higher office, perhaps president kleeb!

do make "no more speedos" a plank in your platform.

hustle, boy, jukes aint got long to wait...
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:01 PM
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6. President?
I wouldn't even run for SGA in school, what makes you think I could become president of the country. Now writing speeches for the president, that I could do.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:10 PM
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7. someday
the acne will fade & you'll make it through rehab for your drinking problem.

on that day, who knows where you'll rest your sights?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:12 PM
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8. hah I dont have acne
and my drinking problem, ahh it's not so bad, better than my dad who's acting like an idiot now, and Dubya became pResident ;).
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:18 PM
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9. well
Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 07:19 PM by jukes
if you don't have acne, get thee to an opthamologist!!!!!


re:"...problem isn't so bad", denial is the 1st & primary symptom!

switch to drugs before it's too late!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:21 PM
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10. I am a conservative when it comes to what I use though
Edited on Sat Oct-16-04 07:27 PM by JohnKleeb
I only drink, I don't smoke nor do i use drugs. Actually I haven't drank since last week. On my acne and going to the opthothingiemajing, really it aint bad.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:25 PM
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11. one word for you
***HANGOVER****

did you miss my optho joke?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-04 07:26 PM
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12. If I was hungover, I wouldn't be able to function canvassing
Gonna get to your optho joke now.
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