My Maiden Name Hawk

[JimmyJazz]

no for real - I'm a Hudson, or I was... Whatever...

I never did like my former last name. :P

[JohnKleeb]

1. You're not related to the creepy gym teacher

that some of my friends had in 7th grade. :shrug: we couldn't understand him and I heard he didn't even like sports, one time he even thought my class or was it the other class was his class. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

2. um, sorry but no! If I were, I would beat him up for you! How's that?

BTW: How is the thread jacking going for you? Oh, and the casting for POLANDS, the Musical?

[jukes]

3. kleeb is merely sempai

jukes is the thread-jacking sensei-no-sensei!

[JohnKleeb]

5. I actually can threadjack quite good

I need to get in to a rythnm though.

[JimmyJazz]

6. sorry Jukes. I love you, but I reign supreme in the threadjacking role

and I'm teaching Kleeb everything I know. If you jack a thread dedicated to a gay man and turn the conversation around to your own ass, then you can come talk to me. Otherwise...amateur. :P

[JohnKleeb]

7. what gay man?

:shrug: Yer a good teacher though. I am still not warmed up yet.

[JimmyJazz]

11. ah you missed one of my famous high jackings - stick with me,

though I'll show you the ropes!

[JohnKleeb]

15. Course

and maybe I can teach you how to copycat because thats my skill.

[JimmyJazz]

13. I was speaking of Terrya. We have a little thing going. He calls

me "sweetie" and I show him pictures of cute athletes!

[JohnKleeb]

16. ahh I get it

oh I can see why I didnt see it, those cute athletes probably wore my fear numero uno, speedos! :scared:.

[jukes]

10. my ass

isn't my greatest attribute, i specialize in beating the callous bloody in animal cruelty threads. have caused many a tear to flow leaving a puddly salty retreat.

honor my gay brothers & sisters, i do. can only remember jacking 1 gay thread; when my support rose to a jovian thundercloud of righteous rage over, again, a callous comment.

on a less serious note, sheer number of threads jacked is staggering; kleeb is a righteous pupil, specializing in adolescent whimsy, but realizing his strength daily.

if you ass ume you are his mentor, i bow to the cuteness of your ass, w/ the humility of the bushika...

[JimmyJazz]

12. as well you should bow to the cuteness of my ass. Anyone in

disagreement can kiss my

[JohnKleeb]

14. It's a lovely ass

[JimmyJazz]

17. I know - but you have seen it before. Therefore, it is no longer a

novelty to you - go high jack someone else's thread. Oh, and - nice try! :P

[JimmyJazz]

20. I know that - now high jack somewhere else, dude

:P

[JohnKleeb]

22. I am looking for something to copycat, I told you thats my skill

and I dont see anything to jack now and I need help doing it. Damnit I had a good one a few months ago that was hilarious, it was so fucked up though.

[JimmyJazz]

24. BTW - this was my first copycat thread - How did I do?

[JohnKleeb]

26. good

I didnt see the original that inspired this though.

[JimmyJazz]

31. um, Hudson Hawk???

[JimmyJazz]

32. total dupe - slow internet

[jukes]

23. now, THAT's

a cute ass! jack or jennie i must wonder....

i especially appreciate the flateness between their eyes; like a plank covered in down. place your hand flat upon it, and croon a bit of cole porter softly in the ear, and that ass is yours...

[JimmyJazz]

25. got wood?

[JohnKleeb]

27. bob packWOOD

[JimmyJazz]

29. you are truly a sick individual which is why I have such

a warm place in my heart for you!

[jukes]

28. poetry, dear

and the melding of souls. jukes does love his animals, 'strue, but my perversions are much more mainstream. bestiality doesn't tune my fork.

have many ruminant friends; llamas, asses, and a spatter of goats; but my love for them is agape, not eros...

animals, universally, like to be sung too.

[JimmyJazz]

30. Dude, what? Eros, agape and philia... all on a Saturday night?

and bestiality? I just wanted to know if you think my ass is fine!

[jukes]

33. forgive me my loquatiousness

"i am an old man, in a dry month, being read to by a boy..."

rusty i am, & didn't realize that a stroke was required.

you have a fine cyber-ass, dear. a cleft-heart of electronic posterior!

[JimmyJazz]

34. oh my love, you had me at

loquatiousness...

[jukes]

35. mm, hmm

jukes is most familiar w/*that* tune!!;)

[JimmyJazz]

36. you have an

obsequiousness attitude toward my ass. :P Two can play the wordsmith game, dear!!!

[jukes]

37. i am a cavalier, nodowt

butt is this attitude, also?

is it a state of being, or subjunctive?

reclusive, i am; not given to base flattery, confident in my adventures, seeking conversation, not congress.

[JimmyJazz]

38. don't bogart that joint dear...save some for the rest of us!

WWWWWHHHHAAATTTT????

[jukes]

39. my cats call

goodnight, princess.

[JimmyJazz]

40. take care, my dear - until tomorrow's silly thread from 101er!

[JohnKleeb]

4. You need to give me some time before I can thread jack

Patience yo, patience. The casting, I thought I told you, we got your ass a role :D. Ahh if we have to, I am gonna do it over again, but damnit I asked for help on it and got none. I didn't really think about casting today because I was out canvassing. I wouldn't want you to beat up Mr. Hudson but that man was freaky, thank god he wasn't my gym teacher.

[getoffmytrain]

8. This thread sucks!

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

9. no my sweet librarian - you do...

:P

[getoffmytrain]

18. btw......

your books are overdue and your card is expired. Now drop and give me twenty!

[JimmyJazz]

19. You just want to see my ass!

[getoffmytrain]

21. ha!

True.