Pastor's Rousing Sermon Results in Town Full of Eunuchs

[Andy_Stephenson]

(FREEHOLD) Last Sunday, 1,087 men returned home from Landover Baptist Church's nine o'clock service and, using various crude mechanisms, hacked off both of their testicles. "Billy Ray was in a funk after service and went out to his tool shed for a while," recalled Mrs. Suzzanna Beth Simpkins. "I was in the kitchen when I heard him screaming something awful. When I finished putting sprinkles on the cupcakes I was making, I went out to the shed. Lord have mercy! He had used a pair of pliers to pull off his balls!"

http://www.bettybowers.com/newscastration.html

[aquart]

1. Musta been some speech.

[VTMechEngr]

2. satire.

[aquart]

7. Yes, dear. We are familiar with dear Betty.

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. Betty is a GOD fearing

Christian of the highest order.

:D

[aquart]

9. Well, I don't know about the fear part.

How scared can you be if you ask HIM to validate your parking?

[The Zanti Regent]

3. Another Darwin Award winner...

...

[IChing]

4. Landover Baptist Church

Boy being a Buddhist, I still love visiting that church
They just have so much fun especially in their internets
room in the basement. :)

[freetobegay]

5. Gotta love Betty Bowers!

[NYC Liberal]

6. Lovin' it!