All you loser Duers still up like me go over to Amazon and read the

[MSgt213]

the reviews for O'Reilly's book most of them seem to be have been written by fellow Duers. Hatalles turned me on to them and I read all 52 reviews and almost died.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/0060544244/ref=cm_rev_prev/103-7247894-7714248?%5Fencoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=283155&customer-reviews.start=1&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[henslee]

1. I saved a screenshot! Funny how the best humor is written for free.

[Philostopher]

4. Get 'em while you can --

Amazon will eventually purge them all. I've noticed, though, they usually 'don't catch on' for a few days. Whether that's to allow the performance art some time to grow or because they just can't keep up with everything, I don't know.

[henslee]

8. so many times, I read something hysterical espec. on DU and

I am too lazy to write it down or save it, then I just kick myself.

[MSgt213]

5. Those made my night I think I might even be able to sleep now.

[SoCalDem]

2. Here are some.. no doubt, they will be taken away soon..enjoy

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31 of 36 people found the following review helpful:

Hey kids!, October 16, 2004
Reviewer: Michael J. Jones "pumacub" (USA) - See all my reviews

Uncle Bill says go tell your parents to buy you this book for you, or else someday they will get a knock on their front door and their lives will change forever. SHUT UP, stop crying like a big whining liberal babies, and just go tell your parents to buy this book. Relax, I did not put anything in here about my vibrator or other kinky things. You will have to go to thesmokinggun.com to find out all about that. Hurry, because my boss Mr Ailes will have that web site shut down soon. Listen up, all you little girls out there, you need to read my book and maybe if you're really lucky and a Republican you can come work for me and we can have some really fun phone calls, ok?

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35 of 38 people found the following review helpful:

Stupid beyond belief, October 16, 2004
Reviewer: longshotex "longshotex" (USA) - See all my reviews

I'm sure the kids will but putting down their 'Harry Potter' books for this one by Bill O'Reilly. Is it really wise to have a kid's book out at the same time he is in the middle of a sex scandal? Is this the role model teens are supposed to be looking up to? Here is one of my all time favorite quotes from Mr. Bill O'Reilly: "Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up!"

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45 of 54 people found the following review helpful:

After reading this, kids will be hungry for a "falafel"!, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Rusty Limpball "Smoochy" (Palm Beach, FL) - See all my reviews
A great book for young minds! Kids need to learn as young as possible that this is a dangerous world. Al Franken might find out someday how dangerous this world really is when he answers his door! And what a better example of potential danger to young kids than Bill O'Reilly? Whatever you do, don't let your kids take a shower in the Caribbean islands after reading this book! Seriously, kids need to learn that when you go see a "girl" at a sex show in Thailand, that they might show you things in a backroom that will blow your mind. And be sure to leave your pregnant wife at home when you travel to Italy, kids! Those hot Italian women, don't ya know? Kids, take full advantage of President Bush's "No Child Left Behind" plan and learn how to read first before buying this book. There aren't many good pictures of Bill and his assistant, like you can find on the "internets". And remember, Bill knows some powerful people kids. Don't mess with him. And remember, if you don't agree with Bill, just "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

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48 of 53 people found the following review helpful:

Top 10 Rejected Alternate Titles, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Chris T "ceetee99" (Omaha) - See all my reviews
10. SHUT UP!!! I'M ON THE PHONE!!!
9. DID YOU BRATS USE ALL THE BATTERIES AGAIN?
8. Children, THIS is a Lufa Sponge
7. Take a Shower Every Day, In the Carribean if Possible
6. Never Ever Use the Internet, especially The Smoking Gun.Com
5. Perverts, and the Perverting Perverts who Pervert Them
4. Don't Get Your Way? Just Get Roger Ailes to Kill Them
3. All Little Girls Have Massaging Devices
2. Look Out!!! Its Uncle Karma!!!
1. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE HYPOCRISY CURTAIN!!

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42 of 56 people found the following review helpful:

I must read for all kids!, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Ronny Marshall (Los Angeles, CA) - See all my reviews

Kids! You gotta buy this cool book. Mr. O'Reilly is being sued by a mean woman! He needs the money cuz he has to pay his lawyers. This mean woman is saying that Mr. Bill said nasty things to her on the telephone. She even said Mr. Bill was doing something nasty with a person massage device. LIES! Mr. O'Reilly was simply chatting to the lady and was trying to ease the tension from his busy day at his important job.

This woman is bad. She's probably an evil DEMONcrat. Ya know, that kind that mommy and daddy told you be afraid of.

Buy Mr. O'Reilly's book. Buy two, buy three and give them to your freinds.

Help Mr. O'Reilly stop this mean woman!!

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50 of 54 people found the following review helpful:

Now comes with a handy vibrator!, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: William Ding "phelix17" (Chicago, IL USA) - See all my reviews
Now you and your family can use the same vibrator that Bill O'Reilly uses when he makes indecent telephone calls while cheating on his wife and family! The Dominator is exact same model Mr O'Reilly uses on himself while practicing strong, moral values in hotel rooms. It's the one time where the No Spin Zone becomes a Total Spin Zone, ooh-la-la! Offer is limited, so get yours, and boy do we mean get yours, today!

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50 of 52 people found the following review helpful:

One star is too high, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: fknobbit - See all my reviews
Should be a minus rating for such trash. What kind of person listens to a sex deviant like O'liely, on the topic of family?

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59 of 69 people found the following review helpful:

This is a disgusting book - do not expose to children, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: E. Carraway - See all my reviews

Written by a sleazy lying hypocrite.

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49 of 57 people found the following review helpful:

ummmm, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: a sane person "sanity" (CA, USA) - See all my reviews
Does it have a battery on the back of it???
This has to be the worlds' creepest guy, writing the worlds' creepest book for kids.

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57 of 72 people found the following review helpful:

O'reilly shows those true family values, October 15, 2004
Reviewer: Matt "Concerned American" (Sacramento, CA) - See all my reviews
I would urge that you don't let your children read a book by a man who cheats on his pregnant wife and sexually harasses multiple coworkers. Not to mention his paranonia over people who disagree with fox. He stated that those that attack fox's fair and balanced claim will "one day find there life completely destroyed". Well Bill, looks like you are the one going down and its all your fault.

[alisongiggles1960]

3. LOL

"My favorite quote from Bill: "Kids, I can't stress it enough: If you're going to engage in "self pleasure" while sexually harrassing an attractive young female employee over the telephone, make sure she isn't recording the call."

[951]

6. This belongs in DU Lounge

:bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

7. Is this one of ours?

"Hello, I am a typical teen-ager. Bill O'Reilly, or "B-Ray" as my fellow peers prefer to call him, has crafted a down-to-earth manifest, chock-full of grounded advice, guaranteed to keep a member of the younger generation, such as myself, out of trouble.

Kudos to Bill O'Reilly for knowing where it's at, "dude"."

ok who ever that is lol, you combined a wigger's talk with a skater's talk. Really talk to an actual teenager before you do their way of talk.

[Indiana_Dem]

9. Hey thanks a lot! That was too funny! eom

[donheld]

10. OK which one did this one?

After reading this, kids will be hungry for a "falafel"!

:evilgrin: :bounce: :spank: :evilgrin: :bounce: :spank: :evilgrin: :bounce: :spank: :evilgrin: :bounce: :spank: :evilgrin: :bounce: :spank:

[ogradda]

11. holy crap

that is just hilarious:P

[jdots]

12. EARTH TO BILL !!!!!!

normally i feel sorry for a human in his shoes right now yeh a human

[hellbound-liberal]

13. I saved all the comments for later reading.

Kudos to all who participated I hope your work stays up for awhile. Here's a kick to keep it going.

[ICT Liberal]

14. Great reading for a Sunday morning

Between these hilarious reviews and the large number of newspaper editorial endorsements, my Sunday is off to a great start.