explain to me why *I* shouldn't be a lesbian!

[ulysses]

;-)

[name not needed]

1. You really don't need that toaster.

[ulysses]

2. but I do, in fact.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

3. Aren't you a man?

I think that would disqualify you from being a lesbian.

[ismnotwasm]

4. Only two possible reasons

1) you are male. (please no jokes about if I were female, I'd be a lesbian, blech)
2) you are hetrosexual.

[ulysses]

6. humor impairments in the lounge today?

:shrug:

[ismnotwasm]

9. Actually, I was trying to be funny

Dry, dry humor. Too cynical of late, I guess:-(

[jdots]

5. NO !!!!!!!!

there is no valid explanation

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Anatomical impossibility?

:shrug:

[ulysses]

8. a mere detail

[blondeatlast]

11. Are you willing to undergo the medical procedures necessary?

If so, have at it!

[nickgutierrez]

21. Temporary impossibility, anyway

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

10. I totally appreciate you taking the copycatting over here to the Lounge...

And I can't think of a single reason in answer to your question. :D

[ulysses]

12. he he he!

Hope you don't mind the piggyback. :D

[Misunderestimator]

14. Not a bit... and I totally support you being a lesbian.

:D

[CatWoman]

13. LOL -- Paging Mr. Kitty

:D

[ulysses]

15. what, he's gonna do the surgery?

:scared:

[CatWoman]

16. naw -- he's gonna explain to you

why you shouldn't be a lesbian :D

Mr. Kitty only goes for "manly" men :D

[ulysses]

17. !

Mr. Kitty only goes for "manly" men

I always knew there was something a little "off" about that cat...;-)

[Robeson]

25. Hey Cat Woman!

Just wanted to say I love your Torties! We have one too, and she is the best cat in the entire World!! (at least, thats what we tell her all the time!)
:hi:

[SOteric]

18. 'Cuz you're perfect just the way you are.

-And so are the lesbians.

But it's nice to know that if they need help, you're willing to serve in that capacity.

[ulysses]

19. I'm a reserve lesbian!

:D

:hi:

[donheld]

20. Because you, at least i assume, have a penis

it may be small it may be large but it's still a penis. Lesbianism and penises don't mix real well.
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[IronLionZion]

22. you have the right to be a lesbian, and bear children too!

too bad you're not properly equipped though! But you still have the right, and don't let anyone take that right away from you. :P

[dorktv]

23. You do not come from the Isle of Lesbo?

[ulysses]

24. that's "Lesbos", iirc.

:)