Explain to me why I should be a heterosexual

[Deja Q]

Without using religion. :D

[Misunderestimator]

1. LOL... now that's tough.

[JohnKleeb]

8. no it was simple

[terrya]

2. Um....procreating??

That's the only one I can come up with. (Sorry, hetero DU'ers)

[freetobegay]

3. Damn it! you beat to to posting this thread.

:)

[Deja Q]

5. Yes, it's one of the few things I've beaten today.

:evilgrin:

And that's when I go play UT2004 online and get beat! :D

[Nikia]

4. More potential partners

I know by your posting that you are having a difficult time finding a partne. Now there are more heterosexual women than homosexual men. You will greatly increase your chances of finding a partner if you would just change to being heterosexual.

[Deja Q]

6. Tempting...

After all, I am able to converse better with women. Most of my friends are women. Though I wouldn't know what to *do*, to say the very least. :-)

[no name no slogan]

15. S'aright. Most het men don't know what to *do*, either! (n/t)

[JohnKleeb]

7. Easy

You see that cute blonde over there? tell me you don't want that :).

[ulysses]

9. for the sharp sense of personal style and decor.

:P

[Deja Q]

10. I think homosexuals got there first.

:D

[ulysses]

11. no, no, that's a stereotype.

It's us het guys that have it goin' on with the style.

We kick ass on the dance floor, too.

[neomonkey]

12. Two words: Lizzie McGuire

On edit, that one looked a little too ... questionable :(



How about this

[Deja Q]

13. Why would I want to go with Miss Mannequin Jessica Simpson?

Or is that Britney Spears?

Christina Aguilera?

:shrug:

Hillary Duff? :shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

14. Because it isn't popular to shout "Down with heteros!" at your KKK rally?

[AntiCoup2K4]

16. Well, according to right wing preacher John Hagee.....

It's "impossible" for two homosexuals to love each other, so if you ever want to have love, you have to go straight.

[baldguy]

17. Aren't boobs enough?

Men don't have boobs. (at least, not attractive men)