I got laid this morning. Ask me anything

[1a2b3c]

[XNASA]

1. Cash or credit?

[1a2b3c]

5. cash only please

[TrogL]

2. Why not last night?

I did.

[1a2b3c]

9. I was high? She was asleep?

[papau]

55. As I recall Asleep was the best for not getting a no way in hell!

:-)

[Superfly]

3. Did you wash up afterwards?

You know, that could lead to problems...

[1a2b3c]

10. Hell no, i like the feel of being put away wet.

[Solly Mack]

4. Was it bigger than a bread box?

[1a2b3c]

11. Maybe, how big is a bread box?

[Solly Mack]

27. I dunno...I'm still trying to figure out why my bread needs a box

is it shy?

[1a2b3c]

29. Keeps it from getting smashed

[Raven]

6. Did you use protection?

:-)

[1a2b3c]

13. I pulled out!

:-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Ever hear that pulling out =

Catholic roulette?

[1a2b3c]

19. No offence....but i hate the Catholic religion.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Doesn't mean there aren't a lot of people in this world

who resulted from "pulling out", Catholic and otherwise.

[1a2b3c]

26. True

[TrogL]

33. I might have

"pulling out" has a high failure rate.

[Raven]

24. So do I but...

I hope you'll like the kid! I thought that "pulling out" went the way of the Rambler.

[1a2b3c]

28. Pulling out has been doing fine by me since i was 14

[Raven]

35. Then statistically,

you are in for a little surprise. No offense, but what kind of an idiot was your partner?

[1a2b3c]

38. The best kind of idiot

[Blue_Chill]

41. Keep that up

and something else will be pulled out of there in 9 months.

[1a2b3c]

42. I dont mind

[radwriter0555]

46. Last guy that did that to me got dead real fast......

wish I was kidding.

Rule number #1: No sudden moves not approved of beforehand.

[1a2b3c]

50. I dont get it

[populistmom]

57. Did you know...

that the pre-ejaculatory fluid ("precum") has a higher concentration of sperm? Seriously, be careful!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Can you not rub it in?

x(

[1a2b3c]

14. Sorry, next time i will send you a vid clip.

[liberalhistorian]

32. Don't feel bad, David, it's been a

very, very, very, VERY long time for me, too, it's to the point where even Mickey Mouse is starting to look good (well, not really, but you know what I mean). What was that about misery loves company? SIGH.

Actually, it'd be interesting to see whose dry spell ends first, yours or mine!

[GOPisEvil]

37. I'd NEVER bet on myself in that contest! LOL

:D

[1a2b3c]

40. Me either

Just kidding.

[TEXASYANKEE]

45. Heck.

I've got you both beat ... by *years* no doubt. <sigh>
:-(

[liberalhistorian]

8. So, what's your favorite sexual position

and did you get to do it that way this morning? I could be REALLY nosy and intrusive and ask how long you lasted (we lusty gals like to know such things!), but I'm trying to be as nice as possible!

[1a2b3c]

15. Doggystyle/ Missionary today/ Somewhere around 10 minutes

[liberalhistorian]

18. Hey, cool, missionary's my favorite

position too, and ten minutes ain't bad! I hope you didn't have your gun nearby, though!

[1a2b3c]

21. Havent you seen the movie Full Metal Jacket?

I was using my gun.

[TrogL]

36. 10 minutes?!?!?!?!

x(

[1a2b3c]

39. What not long enough? She was pleased.

[rock]

12. Are you a guy or gal or computer chip?

[1a2b3c]

16. 100% male

[patdem]

20. Damn...with all this unemployment - I read the word OFF after laid

and was feeling very sorry for your sorry arse!!! :hi: :bounce: :evilgrin:

[1a2b3c]

25. Nope Im just an unemployed cock-slinger

Can i say cock slinger?

[ewagner]

22. You've got a way with women

...it's expensive, but it's a way............

[1a2b3c]

31. Cant be that expensive cause i aint got no money

'I aint got no money'. You can tell im from Kansas. :-)

[dennis4868]

30. Does....

your wife know about this?

[1a2b3c]

34. aint married.

[ieoeja]

43. What's that like?

[1a2b3c]

44. Unless youre a priest or nun, one day you will know.

[ieoeja]

47. Depends on the priests order.

Overhearing a priest at a bar during a holiday party last December giving the low down on which priests at the college were gay and which straight, I asked him to verify something I had heard before, that priests were forbidden marriage, not sex. He told me it depended on the order. He and his fellows are not forbidden sex. It would still be a sin, but not the more serious disobedience of their vows.

The marital ban encompases all as it was a papal edict that was ultimately successful in putting an end to hereditary bishoporics and individual bishops using the power of the church to enrich themselves and their descendents.

[BurtWorm]

48. Ever been caught in the middle of Intercourse?

Pennsylvania?

[1a2b3c]

51. yep

[BurtWorm]

49. Ever been caught in the middle of Intercourse?

Alabama?

[1a2b3c]

52. yep

Kansas

[SPICYHOT]

53. whill you share some with me???

i' m all alone and haven't get any since many month you know, my babe must de getting laid with other girls.

[Iris]

54. are you all sticky?

[Shakeydave]

56. Do you itch now?

:freak: