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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:38 PM
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Explain to me why I shouldn't become a tyranical leader?
My Agenda:

The death penalty will be used like it had never been before under my rule:
-The death penalty will be used on crooked cops
-It will also be used on media whores
-It will also be used on the person that puts the seal tape on cd's(I will personaly execute this bastard)

Does this sound to you so far:shrug:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:42 PM
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1. Well, sure. Anyone would do that. But it doesn't stop there.
Then you gotta kill the judges. And the lawyers, endless lawyers who are filing writs to stop you, and their families, because some of them might seek revenge....

It starts off so good, and so right, and then it just goes to hell in a handbasket.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:43 PM
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2. Sounds reasonable to me.
If you find the bastard who is applying the seal tape to CDs, do me a favor and let me get at least one good shot in before you euthanize him.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:47 PM
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3. Why you shouldn't become a tyranical leader:
It's just so over done lately that you wouldn't even get noticed. ;)

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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:50 PM
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4. I would execute deadbeat dads of aborted children
Maddox had a piece sparing the baby who was to be aborted, but killing the mother instead.


I would also execute anyone who thinks I "stole" their job...that includes quite a few DUers.

And definitely anyone who calls soda, "pop" or "coke" would have to die.

I could go on an on...people who spend too much time flaming each other in GD must die immediately.
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Buck Rabbit Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 03:52 PM
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5. Pol Pot is that you? Dang they said you were dead.
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