Ok, I'm the biggest jerk in the lounge today. Wanna fight?

[Duncan Grant]

It's official, I've finally gone over the edge. Let's trade insults - me first:

"And if you're as offensive as your sense of humor, you won't be here long."

Top that, why don't ya! :evilgrin:

[Ksec]

1. I would but Id hate to hurt you and all.

Considering my superpowers are way more powerful

[Duncan Grant]

6. I am Godzilla flamer, put up your dukes!

[DoctorG_and_theMDs]

2. I'm game . . .

Here goes (use this on repugs whenever possible)

"Some of us have to work hard to bring light and joy to those around us, whereas you can simply leave."

[Duncan Grant]

7. Don't make me drag out the repug black hole.

All the light and joy will disappear and it'll get really ugly in here! ;)

[trumad]

3. OK...Niners

[Duncan Grant]

8. oompf! Uncle! Uncle! I give, I give.

I am your apprentice, sir. :evilgrin:

[anonymousdemocrat]

4. lol!!

...i'm afraid i can't top that one, SF!

:D

:pals:

[Duncan Grant]

9. Hey, didn't I try to rough you up earlier?

:D

[anonymousdemocrat]

11. You may SAY you're gay

but I know you're really a fundamentalist Christian poser!!

:grr:



(okay, that sucked...)

:P

[Duncan Grant]

21. There's a flag on the field...

Ten yard penalty for the anonymous one. }(

[Misunderestimator]

5. Oh no you don't....

I'm the biggest jerk, damn it. :D

[Duncan Grant]

12. Oh no you're not! I am.

Release the Helen Reddy earworms...

Neener, neener, nee-ner. :evilgrin:

edit: subject line (your/you're whatever...) ;)

[Misunderestimator]

16. Ha... I like Helen Reddy

How about some N-Sync earworms instead...



Hehe

[terrya]

10. Hey...I have 10,000 posts! Top THAT!

:-)

[Duncan Grant]

17. I have 1,000+ (chock full of jerkiness too!)

In fact, I'm the cheerleader of all jerks here at DU.

We're vicious! V-I-C-I-ous, yes! We're vicious! V-I-C-I-ous, yes!

[terrya]

18. Yow!! A vicious dog cheerleader!! How can my 10K posts top THAT??

I defer to your vicious jerkiness!

[jukes]

13. i take it you were notified...

that's good, now i don't have to slit your face.

[anonymousdemocrat]

14. now, now

play nice, jukesie....

a.d. can take care of herself, just fine...

:pals:

[jukes]

15. just funnin'

i know you're strapped...

[jdots]

22. This could lead to Bore Off contest

Name that redundancy ? alright i took this personally but first ,a few snappy one liners

[jukes]

24. actually

that was a personal aside; you weren't meant to get it.

TX for intruding, though, wanker...

[Duncan Grant]

19. This calls for a can of Micheal Jackson whoop-ass.

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[jukes]

20. ok, that scared shit outa jukes!

please, not the elective surgery!!!

:scared:

[anonymousdemocrat]

23. ee