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captainjack Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:06 PM
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explain to me a "cock thread"
please and thank you
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:08 PM
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1. Its called O'Reilly
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:09 PM
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2. Or Cheney.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:09 PM
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3. O'Reilly called Conan over the weekend:
Bill: hey conan, why don't you come over to my place, we could hang out. we wouldn't neccesarily hook up. you know we'd order a pizza, watch some tv, i'd scrubb you with one of those shower sponges, you know, get your nipples all hard, cause that's how i like them.

bzzzzzz...

Conan: oh my god, bill, is that a vibrator!?

Bill: a little to the left, no no, a little to the right. ohh yeah, that's fair and balanced, ohhh

Conan: ok that's it I'm hanging up, this is disgusting!

Bill: hey conan, what do me and the election have in common? we're both going to come very soon
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:12 PM
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4. I don't know, but this must be close:
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BlueHandDuo Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 05:14 PM
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5. Just what it sounds like...
...a helical groove for screwing on a ballcock.

You probably have one in your toilet.

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