That's it. I give up on males

[miss_kitty]

I've had enough. They are simply too weird. I will be remaining celibate for a while longer....

[belladonna]

1. I gotta agree, they are pretty weird

Wanna vent? Let it all out?

Edited because I just realized this is one of those damn copycat threads... ya got me :D

[CaOs]

2. Is that not why you love us?

[miss_kitty]

10. No. I have found other things other than the 'weird mysteries of men'

to love....

[Tsiyu]

3. Join the Club

Sit down, have a slug and a puff and forget about him....

[miss_kitty]

6. Oh there's no one to forget, really.

:)

[Tsiyu]

16. Everyone's a mystery

Just read Blue Mountain, the story about the couple who created Blue Mountain Arts. They have this symbiotic bond that most of us would love to have. Problem is, most people look at a relationship in terms of what they will get out of it. They "list" all the things they will "give" but behind that list is what they expect to receive.

I take every day as an adventure. It's fun to be single because you never know who will show up in your life that day. When you settle for a person who doesn't value you - just to avoid being alone - you create unnecessary obstacles when the right person does show up.

[miss_kitty]

5. no, not a super raging raving ranting "sheesh! What's with her?" rant

but there is just a weird load of crap men do I just don't understand, and maybe, I don't wanna understand! :)

[miss_kitty]

15. It is a copy cat, but it is genuine

If I had intended a joke copycat I would have done "That's it. I give up on the mail"

I've had enough. It is simply too weird. All those credit card offers and "Have you seen me?" cards. I will be not going to my mailbox for a while."

[GHOSTDANCER]

4. You could always pet the beaver ya know?

[miss_kitty]

8. "I have seen that in any great undertaking it is not enough for a man...

...to depend simply upon himself." Is this not YOUR comment?
:evilgrin:

[WMliberal]

7. but we have these fantastic things that hang from our crotches!

that can be easily substituted for.
on a serious note, just be pickier. great guys, ahem- , are out there.

[Droopy]

9. I'll admit it. I'm pretty damn weird.

But I'm looking for that special woman who can see through the wierdness to my golden heart.

[miss_kitty]

13. I am totally weird myself

but not sneaky weird. out and out weird. I don't mind the out and out weirdness-it's the sneaky deceitful weirdness I am weary of...

[JimmyJazz]

11. I'm sorry love. Here's a big hug for you...

:hug:

P.S. I think the "other team" is trying to recruit you! :P

[miss_kitty]

21. Where? Where?

:D

[RebelYell]

12. I love men

But don't make me decide between my dogs and my husband :)

[miss_kitty]

22. May your husband be always as true and faithful

as your dogs.
:)

[JimmyJazz]

14. btw - check out my latest pic in "all sports teams suck" and then

get back to me on this thread! I wanna see if you change your mind!

D

[miss_kitty]

28. there were some lovely cut torsos in that shot! n/t

[JimmyJazz]

34. and lovely tan lines!

[LibLover]

17. Men make great pets!

I find that men are best when you aren't afraid to move on. Once the "warm tinglies' are gone I call it off (if he won't) and we go to being just friends. If you drag it out he'll just get on your nerves and you won't stay friends.

Men are easy to figure out. Watch what dogs do. Divide the legs and brains by half and you have men. Women kiss nicer anyhow...



Deb

[LDS Jock]

18. do you hate us for our freedom?

[miss_kitty]

19. Yes Yes You got me

It's your FREEDOM I hate you for-that, and you internets.

:D but I love your 2 bottomed dog!

[JimmyJazz]

20. I thought we hated them because they never have to stand in

line to use a bathroom.

[miss_kitty]

23. That's just a given

it's part of their freedoms.

:)

[LDS Jock]

24. learn to pee standing up

and don't bring a friend to the bathroom with you. no wonder women have to wait in line.

[JimmyJazz]

25. I never have felt compelled to "bring a friend"

to the bathroom. I don't fall under the usual rules of female behaviours. Just ask anyone here. I am direct and forthright and have a complete ability to pee all by myself. I can eat in a restaurant alone or see a movie alone and I have never asked a man, "does my ass look big in this dress?" So there.
Rasberries for you. :P

BTW - I'm not really upset, I just haven't ranted in a while!

[miss_kitty]

26. oooooooooooooooooh!

and i can pee standing up!

[JimmyJazz]

29. I tried that once when I was kid. I have an older brother and I

would watch him pee standing up. One day, I walked up to the toilet like he did, squeezed my bellybutton and peed down my leg.

And before you get all smartassed on me, I was about 4 years old at the time.

[miss_kitty]

30. I wasn't going to get smartassed!

shoulda waited til you were taller!

:)

[JimmyJazz]

33. lol and, like you never tried it.

[samplegirl]

27. they hate us because

we always "know" when were gonna get laid

[miss_kitty]

32. I know. Their weirdness I feel in many ways is based on the fact

that they are always trying to get laid, or proving to someone else how easily they could get laid elsewhere...:evilgrin:

That's just MHO :)

[JimmyJazz]

35. Amen my dear. Amen

;-)

[miss_kitty]

36. heh!

miss_kitty that's me...:)

[JimmyJazz]

37. meow - check your inbox, dear

[SarahB]

31. It's been awhile for me too.

I'm not sure how much longer. I was a woman made for lovin'. :D

But yeah, I can't figure 'em out either sometimes. :crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

38. we are really sorry to hear that. Things just haven't been the same

for me either since I took that trip to Australia and lost "something" in a rubbish bin - set off the alarms and everyth...
oh wait, is that TMI? :P

[miss_kitty]

39. Oreilly's wife has one those apparently

I thought that was HERS! :P

[JimmyJazz]

40. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww - what are you implying????

[miss_kitty]

41. I thought Mrs Oreilly's set off the alarm! :)

he works for R Murdoch and he's australian........

[UTUSN]

42. The O'LIELLY Alternative: (You Know)

Not that we are JUST "pleasure machines". Although we ARE fun.

[miss_kitty]

43. Much more friendly than a

vibrator, to be sure...:evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

44. Funny...I feel the same way about females...Well, not exactly...

"Fucking Weird" is how I'd describe it. Just wish there was ONE who wasn't still fighting the "Battle of the Sexes"...

I'm not the enemy...Oprah is! (and her slimey sidekick "Dr" Fill)

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

45. I've always felt that women are more mysterious than men.

I am a woman, but I've always found that men are easier to relate too. They make more sense to me. Most men will not withhold their honest opinions when asked for them. They tend to be very direct. They don't usually say one thing, and mean another. Women are harder for me to read. A lot of them are not very confrontational, meaning they won't say something to your face, but they will gossip about you behind your back. I hate that.

[miss_kitty]

47. "They tend to be very direct..."

Except about marital status or whether or not they have a GF or SO.

[Selwynn]

46. Ah, you just haven't met the right one yet (hands you his card) :P

[miss_kitty]

48. Thank you! (takes card) :)

does you GF, SO or wife know you are out flirting it up on the web?
:)

[Still_Notafraid]

49. LOL

that is to funny....with us guys you just have to think like us to understand,guys who cheat are dysfunctional so there is no helping there on that

but back to my point about thinking like us it can be said in one sentence-keep things simple as possible,its not that we are stupid or lazy well maybe a little lazy,we just like to factor life down to the most simple common sense approach,you only have to look at a bachelor pad to see that we like having our possessions in easily obtainable positions.

guys are different in the respect to how easy something has to be for us to be fungshway but we all like simplicity in our daily lives.

A woman that can keep everything simple is great catch and has staying power.we love peace at home the more peace the better

[Selwynn]

52. Pppppppth - I have none of the above.

[miss_kitty]

53. Well Then

I will Put this card in a safe place!

[JackDragna]

50. Good for you!

Strike a blow for alone-ism!

[miss_kitty]

51. That's right. this stuff is just too good to share

I'm keeping ALL to myself! :D

[redqueen]

54. Weird, yes.

But so intriguing.

[miss_kitty]

55. There is the INTRIGUING part

I had forgotten about that. The 'weird deceitful' part pretty much had me distracted from the 'intriguing' part.

[redqueen]

58. Yeah, I completely know what you mean

The deceitfulness pretty much kills any intrigue for me. But the rest is so very much fun, though!

[matcom]

56. ME WIERD???

tell it to my hippo ;)

[miss_kitty]

60. Oh.

I meant ALL MALES but you, Matcom...:evilgrin:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

57. What I dislike is the way they are drawn to the

slick, manipulative high-maintenance narcissistic neurotic members of our gender as if to a magnet, and then they post in the Lounge about how "women don't like nice men."

I've seen really nice men who are devoted like puppy dogs to women who are belittling and unfaithful and all that other bad stuff. And you just know that if Ms. Queen Bee ever gets tired of her puppy dog (who will then complain right and left about how women don't like nice men), there will be dozens of other nice men lined up to take his place.

Meanwhile, the nice women end up going to restaurants alone or in pairs/groups, going to movies and concerts alone or in pairs/groups, traveling along or in pairs/groups...

Sigh! But at least we get out. All those "nice men" who have no ladyfriends seem to spend all their time at home in front of the TV or the computer or hanging out in bars, griping about how they can't find a decent women.

Let me clue you. The "nice women" you say you're looking for are not hanging out in bars.

Oh, and before you tell me that "guys like sports, so you should go to sports bars," I'll tell you that I have gone with groups to eat in sports bars, and that I do not like the types of guys who hang out there. In fact, I don't like the typical middle-class suburban American male at all. I find them to be deliberately ignorant and afraid to deviate from what "the guys" think. They don't know that it's possible to be masculine without being macho.

I recognize that this attitude reduces the available "pool" for me, but I'd rather be single for life than take up with some guy whose idea of the good life is a trophy house, a Suburban, and a wide-screen TV for watching sports all weekend.

[miss_kitty]

61. Too True

They can be just like magpies, Going for the bright shiny bit of tinfoil, leaving that diamond in the rough back in the dirt.

Then after that tinfoil has had some of the shine knocked off of it, maybe a couple of kids, some stretch marks, a drinks problem (vodka, daytime), Mr Magpie goes looking for a brighter, younger bit of tinfoil-in an attempt to spread more of his DNA through the mists of time...

These men have smaller brains though.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

62. You know men say the same thing about us, right?

About how women gripe about not finding nice men, but are drawn to the 'bad boys'?

We're so alike, yet so different. It's wonderful. :)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

63. Personally, I've never been seriously drawn to the "bad boys"

Some of them are superficially attractve, but only in the way a well-done painting or photograph is attractive.

I've backed off from a number of men who showed hints of alcoholism, abusiveness, obsessive jealousy, or shady ethics, and in my experience, they usually reveal their true nature pretty quickly to those who care to pay attention.

[miss_kitty]

64. you know

I have had that bad boy attraction and learned to wait.

I will NOT abide alcoholism or abusiveness or obsessive jealousy-and those shady ethics? Like not full disclosure on the wife/SO/GF front? :nuke: :grr: :nuke: kill. I could JUST KILL over that-except I also don't want to waste time on arrests, detention, arraignment, finding bond, trial, judgment and sentencing-so any kind of killing or vandalisng of property or assault is not a part of my repertoire-outside my mind.

[Phillycat]

59. ME FUCKING TOO.

Amen, amen, a thousand times amen!