Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Bill O'Reilly?

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C'MON, we need more people to come forward! Tell us your story!!!

When I used to clean Bill's coffee mug after every show...he used to......he used to..............UGH, this is so hard........HE USED TO STARE AT ME!

And sometimes, when i'd go to grab his mug...he......he..........HE WOULD LEAVE A PENIS SHAPED VIBRATOR IN THE BOTTOM OF HIS MUG FOR ME TO FIND!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying* :cry: :scared: :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

1. you have only two choices love

Therapy or these really rockin' shoes (decided to finish a glass of wine before retiring btw)

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2. I saw the HOTTEST punk boy wearing those the other day...

on the train platform, wearing those shoes with skintight black pants, skiiiiiiinTIGHT, leather jacket, nose-ring, tattoos, punk as HELL

GAWD, he was gorgeous! *droooooools*

[JimmyJazz]

3. again, darling, stick with me! I'll get you all sorts of clashified!

those are some hot shoes, aren't they? and, so much cheaper than therapy!

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4. yes they aaaaaaare

:P

[JimmyJazz]

5. you funny! shouldn't you be in bed dreaming about being a straw

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6. I would PAY to be that straw!

Name your price!

[JimmyJazz]

7. lol - you are a total mess!

[neebob]

8. Those shoes look like they would make me about 6'3-1/2"

I do like the red ones, though. Do they come without platforms? Or would that look stupid? I hope not, because Bill O'Reilly is always calling me and asking me to join him for a falafel, and I can't afford therapy.

[JimmyJazz]

9. i dunno - how tall are you to begin with?

[neebob]

11. Almost 6'1"

So actually, assuming those are 2" platforms, it would be more like 6'2-1/2". I can't do math. That's one reason Bill O'Reilly thinks he can take advantage of me. Maybe if I were taller than him, he'd be scared and leave me alone.

[JohnKleeb]

10. No

There's a reason why I never applied to Fox.