would i be a bastard if?

[7th_Sephiroth]

would i be a bastard if i marketed a snack cracker called soylent green with the catch phrase ITS PEOPLE(not really)

[Cobalt Violet]

1. I love that idea.

As long as it was 100% vegetarian I would eat it.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. nape, butter flavored

for that extra human-y goodness

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. kick

:3

[redqueen]

4. I'd buy it

[Squeech]

5. Hedgehog crisps

In England the hedgehog is highly regarded, a symbol of the great outdoors (which in highly civilized England there isn't much left of).

One company sells crisps (potato chips, to Americans) in what they call hedgehog flavor. They hasten to add that it isn't really made of hedgehog, nor do they actually know what hedgehogs taste like so as to offer a standard of comparison :-)

The product is, however, quite successful, on a kind of alternative Ben & Jerry's level.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. It would be on a shelf at Big Lots right next to the blue Sponge Bob mac n

cheese quicker than you could get through the movie. ;)

[7th_Sephiroth]

7. no one understands

my sense of humor

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. No one understands

mine either. ;)

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. we must work together

to promote cannibalisim

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I'm on it.

Say the word. ;)

[7th_Sephiroth]

17. go munch up

that annoying neighbor kid that just wont leave me alone

[TXlib]

8. you wouldn't be a bastard, but

you'd be in violation of copyright laws.

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. what if i obtained permission?

HAH!

[Misunderestimator]

12. Charlton would probably say "Over my cold, dead body"

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. who DOES own the rights

to soylent green? i also am working on a round, vitamin enriched gummi called soylent orange

[Misunderestimator]

14. MGM/UA

Gotta love google

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. i doubt they have any real interest in the name anymore

they'll prolly let me have it for free

[Misunderestimator]

19. Oh, I wouldn't be too sure....

Those money-grubbing movie studios probably hang on to their copyrights as long as they legally can.

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. i can blackmail any of those guys, they have tons of vices

too easy

[liontamer]

15. no but you'd have copyright issues

and the younger market wouldn't get it.

you'd only be a bastard if it really was people. :)