What's your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

[MrScorpio]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. SIR I DON'T KNOW SIR!

[MrScorpio]

3. Drop and give me twenty

Maybe some PT will help you figure it out

[da_chimperor]

2. YES SIR! MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER, SIR?!

Ok, that's it for me. G'night.

[MrScorpio]

5. Before you hit your bunk, Maggot, make sure you do your PT

[DS1]

4. The best part of you ran down your momma's leg!

[MrScorpio]

6. What was that? Are you some sort of comedian?

Some kind of Private Joker?

Drop and and give me twenty, Private Joker

[Stuckintx]

26. Hell, I like you.

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. ARMY training sir!

[MrScorpio]

9. You don't belong in my beloved Corps

Stay out

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. Pulvah? Pulvah! How long you been here Pulvah?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. A writer? What are you Mickey Fuckin' Spillane?

Get your fucking grin outtta mah face before I ruin all that fine Navy dental work.

MOVE IT!

[MrScorpio]

10. We're all Marines first and assholes second

Now hit the deck and give me twenty

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. 1 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. 2 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. 3 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. 4 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. 5 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. 6 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. 7 sir

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. 8 sir

[brhodes]

19. I think WJMS tried to post too fast...

ooops.

[roguevalley]

20. Private Snowball. SNICKER! That whole first half slays me.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

29. Well, that was interesting.... I spent 12 hours in the grave

over that little stunt.

Remind me not to post every push-up I do anymore, okay?

[nickgutierrez]

22. How tall are you, private?

5'9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[Wapsie B]

23. Sir! No Sir!

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Sir! Texas, Sir
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir! No Sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir! No Sir!
I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[ronzo]

24. Ermey kicks ass.

Too bad he's a vocal republican.

Poor Pyle... er, Abbie Hoffman... uh...

[the Princess]

25. THAT I HAVE NO NUTS TO GO NUMB ...........SIR!

}( SIR YES SIR! LOL

[auburngrad82]

27. I CAN'T FEEL MY NUTS, SIR!

[BiggJawn]

28. "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!"

"WHAT the FUCK is THAT!?!?!?!"
"The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress!"

I wish I could swear as well as that guy!

[no name no slogan]

30. WHY I OUGHTA RIP YER HEAD OFF AND SH!T DOWN YER NECK!

SO TELL ME PRIVATE, DID YER MOTHER HAVE ANY KIDS THAT LIVED?

Full Metal Jacket is a masterpiece!


THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN. THIS IS FOR SHOOTING, THIS IS FOR FUN.

[Shakespeare]

31. I've always been disturbed by Wes Clark's resemblance to him....

I ADORE Clark, but the resemblance kinda freaks me out....