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Thu Sep-11-03 03:32 PM
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Howard Dean once forgot to put the seat back down! |
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Insert your "ridiculous Dean bashes" here.....
Remember, the point is to be silly. Leave your ego and anger at the door, please
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:34 PM
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1. and he picks his nose when he drives!!! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:35 PM
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2. Only "once"?....I knew I liked that guy! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:35 PM
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3. Howard Dean's support is soft! |
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And every poll only shows him going up a couple points weekly, obviously an indication that his Jedi Mind Tricks are failing him...
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:36 PM
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And he does not wash his hands |
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between examining patients...he uses anticeptic foam.....
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:36 PM
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so I do that all the time ;) lol just kidding but I am pretty clumsy enough to do so ok my fake Dean bash Dean is in Skull and Bones, thus he must be evil.
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:36 PM
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5. He Pulled the "DO NOT REMOVE" Tag Off His Mattress |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:37 PM
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run him out of town on a rail!!!
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:37 PM
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6. He Doesn't Close The Cover Before Striking!!!! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:38 PM
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8. I hear he once ran with scissors! n/t |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:39 PM
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9. He turned me into a NEWT! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:39 PM
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10. He turned me into a newt. |
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 03:40 PM by LeviathanCrumbling
ah poo, you beat me by a second. Still I say BURN HIM, BURN HIM.
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:52 PM
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I've heard that great minds think alike...
I don't know what that has to do with us, it's just something I've heard...
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:39 PM
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First the Right Wing Media said he wanted to withdraw all the troops from Iraq; now the Right Wing Media says he wants to bring in NATO and UN troops first! Dean flip-flopped!
First Lieberman accused him of being anti-gun control, now the NRA accuses him of being pro-gun-control! Dean flip-flopped!
First the Left accuses him of being pro-Israel, now Lieberman and Pelosi accuse him of being anti-Israel! Dean flip-flopped!
First the Left accuses him of cutting social programs, then the Cato Institute accuses him of being Tax-and-Spend! Dean flip-flopped!
In fact, the media are telling us so many different things about Dean, that it's clear he'll say anything to anyone!
Dean flip-flopped! Because the media says so!
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:40 PM
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12. His neck's too big... |
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And his tie's on crooked! (Didn't Lieberman use that last one in the debate the other night?) :eyes:
B-)
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:41 PM
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13. I have it from a reliable source, that he went out last Saturday, and |
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didn't come home til after midnight, and he smelled like he had been smoking.
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:43 PM
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14. He once thought Kucinich might have a chance to win |
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Talk about bad judgement.
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:27 PM
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31. Woo! Underpants bein' SASSY today! I like it!! nt |
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:44 PM
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:47 PM
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16. I looked into his eyes and saw Satan himself, |
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of course, Satan was standing right behind me and I was just seeing the reflection, that doesn't matter, no true honest moral person would reflect evil in his eyes.
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:54 PM
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19. Ooh! An "I looked into his eyes" quote! |
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...possibly quoting our favorite resident "researcher"?
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:53 PM
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18. One time, at Band Camp |
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I saw Howard Dean steal the last cupcake.
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:56 PM
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:57 PM
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21. Dean snorts when he laughs!!!! |
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That's okay for me, but nobody else!
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:58 PM
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22. Howard Dean shot my pa!!! He's gotta pay! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:01 PM
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23. I don't know this fer sure.. |
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 04:01 PM by liberalpress
...but I heard that Howard Dean masticates at least three times a day... maybe more!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:02 PM
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24. Howard Dean has . . . |
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. . . rebroadcast this transmission without the express, written permission of the National Football League.
He's gonna burn!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:07 PM
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25. That's the best one yet.... |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:08 PM
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26. Howard Dean once ordered a Philly Cheesesteak in Philly with Swiss Cheese |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:09 PM
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27. I once seen him in a picture... |
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with that "Jeff Seemann" guy.
Jeff---contact me when you have a chance!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:12 PM
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28. Check your PM willie... |
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If you don't know how to do that (I know you're new to DU), go to the lobby and click on "Inbox".
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:22 PM
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DUers can't PM each other until they have 50+ posts...so you are unable to respond.
So I sent you an e-mail.
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:24 PM
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30. He doesn't floss...... |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:41 PM
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He once killed and ate an unborn chicken!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:42 PM
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33. and he bites his fingernails. |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:44 PM
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34. and gets pen ink on them |
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Yes I got pen ink on my fingernails :( and I have bit them in the past. All true I have some bad habits like that.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:11 PM
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37. So then you get ink on your teeth and lips? |
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I HATE it when that happens. ;-)
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:48 PM
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35. Don't get me started on Dean |
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He farts, he cuses, he chews with his mouth open, he puts his feet on the table, he misses appointments, he forgets birthdays, he is a complainer, he talks to much, he sucks his thumb, he bites his nails, he picks his nose, he grinds his teeth, he chews on his pencil, doesn't floss, doesn't brush his teeth, and he even rarely takes a shower! Don't vote for him!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:59 PM
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36. He got suspended from Ohio State for 1 year |
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for lying to NCAA investigators and using a car not registered to him.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:13 PM
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38. He let the spirit stick touch the ground! |
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Now he's cursed!
(OK, that was from Whitacre D_WI, but I'm at the computer and he's not.)
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:19 PM
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:12 PM
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39. While a Doctor, he failed to give Cootie Shots |
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:27 PM
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41. Bad bedside manners.... |
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He knows more about what ails the patients than they do!!
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Thu Sep-11-03 08:01 PM
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42. So who puts it up? And at 2 AM it is dark and you take your best shot! |
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