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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 02:08 AM
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Anyone have sex with an imaginary friend?
How did that work out?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 02:14 AM
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1. i can tell you one thing about it...
...it was HANDY! :evilgrin:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 02:15 AM
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2. My imaginary friend was a foot tall and green...yuck!
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 02:23 AM
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3. Well, that is one way
not to get complaints afterward. :D
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Stuckintx Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 04:23 AM
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4. She had a headache.
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12ss1kp Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 04:42 AM
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5. woke up with a sticky
pillow
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 04:45 AM
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6. Imaginary sex with a friend ? or
sex with an imaginary friend.........making the sceen with a magazine that would be a copy of soap opera digest right there at the check out stand. stand back this could get ugly !!!!
what was the question again ?
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 06:02 AM
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7. I tried to have sex with me imaginary friend...
but she told me she just wanted to be friends.

...he said, doing his best Rodney Dangerfield impersonation.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 06:05 AM
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8. I was rejected
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