My first anniversary on DU, ask me anything

[trigz]

I realised just now that I first posted in this forum on 2nd October, 2003. Since then, I've lived through 1,5 disappointing seasons with my favorite football team, my wife has given birth to our wonderful little son and I've aged one year. Oh, and I've reached 534 posts, which makes for something like one and a half post a day.

Not to worry - any questions? Ask me anything!

[Rainbowreflect]

1. What football team keeps disappointing your?

[trigz]

4. Hello!

The team is Lillestrøm SK, who play in the Norwegian Premier League. This season: In June, the middle of the season, we win five games on the trot and score 24 goals in the process. Since august: Played nine, won ONE - scored five goals. Slipped from 2nd to 8th in the table, and everyone's just sick & tired of it all repeating on us, myself included...

[mrbassman03]

7. Ohhhhhh... football.... not real football.

Anyway, that sucks to hear. Seahawks are sucking it up for all us Seattle football fans.

[trigz]

8. What's "real" about that bastardised version of rugby?

You could call it "Handball". It would be a lot more appropriate, since you barely use your feet.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. How long should we expect to wait for our answers?

If you post 1 1/2 times per day - do I have to wait 3 days for an answer to this question?

:P

[trigz]

5. Not quite, but almost

...as you can plainly see. Any other questions?

[bigwillq]

3. Have you ever received any warnings

here at DU?

[trigz]

6. No warnings, I'm a polite lad (nt)

[Champ]

9. What will be your very first reaction

when you the hear the tv reporters announce "It has been decided, John Kerry beats Incumbent George W. Bush for the Presidency of the United States."?