The Breakfast Club vs Saint Elmo's Fire

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[mac56]

1. Lame and lamer.

Two reasons Judd Nelson shouldn't be allowed to make movies.

[redqueen]

2. What was that ruckus?!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. can you describe the ruckus?

[redqueen]

10. I loved Brian

:loveya:

[EstimatedProphet]

11. I felt sorry for him. The writers played a bad trick.

He was the only one that didn't hook up at the end.

[redqueen]

13. Yeah

I forgot about that. I don't care though... I loves me some geeks. :)

[vi5]

3. 1 Be-all, end-all reason why St. Elmo's can never be considered good

Saxophone as rock instrument.

Or more specifically no just saxophone as rock instrument, but the instrument that the movie's supposed "Cool Rock Guy" plays.

The only way this could have been lamer is if they made him the Keytar player.

[mac56]

6. Plus he carried his saxophone slung over his shoulder.

No case.

Lame, lame, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

[underpants]

19. I think it had more to do with that ear ring

YIKES!

[aden_nak]

4. "Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

[Phillycat]

7. It was a flare gun.

[Redbear]

8. I saw St. Elmo's Fire

But I can't remember anything about it.

Zero. nada.

Except the theme song.

[Phillycat]

9. They're not TIGHTS. They're the required regulation uniform.

Right. Tights.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. you whip it out and you're dead before the 1st drop hits the floor

[Phillycat]

14. Next time I have to come in here...

I'm cracking skulls!

[flamingyouth]

16. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

[Phillycat]

18. So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social.

[Tafiti]

15. God, I annoy people every time I watch it (Breakfast Club)...

...I can recite entire scenes verbatim as they take place. People always have to tell me to shut the fuck up, but I can't help it.

One of my all-time favs...

[Roon]

17. Breakfast Club and Weird Science

My two favorite brat pack movies. The Wild Life was good too, but not many people know about that one.

[underpants]

20. Mess with the bull....you get the horns

[Lautremont]

21. Are you kidding?

The Breakfast Club by a Secretariat's margin. St. Elmo's Fire is a desecration, an abomination, a sty in cinema's eye, an unholy sickness.

[dr.strangelove]

22. The votes for Elmo's are like that 1 Dentist who doesn't prefer Trident

Its not even close. Breakfast Club was the movie for a generation.

[dr.strangelove]

23. HOW DOES BENDER'S JOKE END? - A naked blond walks

A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

What does she say?

[Phillycat]

24. There is no punch line. It doesn't exist. See here:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6327/punchline.html

[dr.strangelove]

25. I know that - its a fun game to play though

Try to end the joke. We started doing this in college and my friends still come up with funny lines when we get together. It more fun when you are drunk, but . . .