I Hate Going To The Bathroom At School!

[Placebo]

There is something so uncomfortable and gross knowing that there are men 2ft to my left and right defecating while I'm there!

Then add to the fact that guys are swarming in and out 10ft away at the urinals

It's just too much, too much for me to take, never again, NEVER AGAIN.

...

or maybe there's just something wrong with me... :shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Hang on. Don't you like guys?

If it were me, and I were in the ladies bathroom, I'd be like 'woo hoo!', but then, my interest in the sexual applications of coprophagy is perhaps an acquired taste. :9

[Placebo]

5. Sadly, I don't enjoy a penchant for coprophagy.

I guess I'm just unlucky. *siiiiiigh*

[Wat_Tyler]

6. Well. You're still young.

Maybe it'll come with time.

[Aiptasia]

2. unisex

Hehe.. My college had unisex bathrooms in the freshman dorms. Think it's bad trying to take a dump around other guys? Try having the s*its around college aged girls.

[Roon]

3. nothing wrong with you

You should try it at the stadium when all the men line up to a trough. I had to hold a bunch of beer for a whole game because of that.

I eventually got over my bladder shyness though, I realized that having to pee is far more important than worrying about who is around when I am relieving myself.

[Phillycat]

4. In those "trough" situations, does anyone ever get accidentally

peed on? Like, you lose control for a minute and pee on another guy's johnson? What is the likelihood that you would get punched in the face if you did that?

[KurtNYC]

7. On the shoes or pants maybe;

on the johnson hard to fathom.

[Phillycat]

10. Just the angle is wrong? Or guys are too careful for that?

[Magrittes Pipe]

"Accidentally?"

:shrug:

[Phillycat]

9. We-ell...are you telling me you have pee fights?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. "Fight" is such an ugly word.

[Phillycat]

12. So, more like friendly shoot-outs?

With giggling?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. And much bottom-patting.

Going to the toilet is much like a football game.

[Phillycat]

16. Wow. Is this only in gay bathhouse bathrooms? Or all men's

bathrooms? I've really been missing out here. Is there any way I could observe this, or is this the sort of thing that you men have made a pact never to let women find out?

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. All men's restrooms are bathhouses.

And what's so "gay" about a friendly game of soggy biscuit?

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. Not all of them

Just the ones at truck stops.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I haven't had a good pee fight in years!

[Roon]

22. Yeah, we may hop around the stands..

dance a little jig and high five our seatmates..but no matter how rowdy and drunk you are, pissing at the trough takes unspoken care and consideration. If you did accidently pee on someone, you might get cussed out, but no one would get punched. But it's a rare event, I have never seen it happen.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. I require a private room with a loud fan

and a stack of periodicals.

[2bfree]

15. My son who is 19 didn't go to the school bathrooms for 12 years.

He just learned to hold it. Not sure why he had such a problem but I think he had a bad experience that he will not share. There is nothing wrong with you. You may be different but that doesn't mean there is something "wrong" with you. :)

[KurtNYC]

18. I got mugged in a bathroom

Didn't help my bladder shyness one bit.

[kick-ass-bob]

20. High school bathrooms are potentially dangerous.

At least the boys room at my HS was.

I used it once.

[Placebo]

21. Potentially, how?

I am intrigued.

[kick-ass-bob]

23. People 'hanging out' in there

waiting for someone to come in.

Or drug deals (where they don't want anyone coming in).

I was sitting outside my HS during lunch among about 60 people and got jumped by 2 guys for not being of the same skin color.

Imagine the solitude of a bathroom.


I did use it while in college (what choice did I have?) :)

[tigereye]

24. I still remember a story an old bf of mine would tell

about having to yell "no,no" at people in the college bathroom who were trying to pick him up from the next bathroom stall.