I Have a Penis. Does That Make Me a Bad Person?

[Placebo]

Some say yes, some say no.

What say you?

[skylarmae]

1. not if you stick it in your ear.

[Phillycat]

2. At the moment in my life, yes.

Normally, no.

But at the moment, I have a very low opinion of men.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. That's very ignorant.

Because we're all the same, I'm sure. :eyes:

[Phillycat]

23. Do you know anything about my current situation?

No, you don't. I promise, you'd be bitter too.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

31. You current situation doesn't mean a fucking thing here.

Whatever happened, and I'm very sorry whatever it was that happened occurred, it did not involve every man on the planet. In fact, it didn't even involve 1% of them. So off the high horse with you!

[Burma Jones]

3. It depends on whether it is attached to you

or you took one from somebody...............

[benito]

4. Is it yours? j/k!

[sniffa]

21. yes - i found it whiLe waLking down 2nd ave

it where aLL those peopLe seLL used junk and stuff
it was on a bLanket next to a broken toaster oven
some guy was seLLing it
he wanted 22 for it
but it taLked him down to 17

[amber dog democrat]

5. Yes a penis is nearly a Clenis

Have it removed at once.

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. It could actually BE a Clenis....

We'll never know. ;)

[sniffa]

6. depends on how big it is

[aquart]

7. I don't know. Did you cut it off someone else?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Not necessarily...

Are you a whiny selfish bastard? If not, everything is wonderful.
Duckie

[Placebo]

10. I do like to complain.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. There's a difference between complaining and whining constantly...

:shrug:

[redqueen]

9. No,

of course not, silly.

[mikehiggins]

11. I certainly hope so.

At least that's the excuse I've given girls since puberty.

It isn't my fault. It's that damn penis of mine.

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lizz612]

13. Only if you stole it.

:-P

[bain_sidhe]

14. Do you use it for good or evil?

That's the question!

[Placebo]

17. I'm a flip flopper.

[DemWitch]

15. I've found through the years...

that penises can be fun... so no

[phatkatt]

16. Do you think with it?

[Phillycat]

19. They all do.

[RoBear]

29. Wasn't it Robin Williams who said,

"See, the problem is that God gives a man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"?

[kick-ass-bob]

18. Pics?

:spank:

[Placebo]

20. Yes, but only for special people.

[Debi]

22. I'd really have to get to know it better

before I could make that decision :evilgrin:

[Gildor Inglorion]

25. NO! Resoundingly, no.

Emphatically, dramatically, enthusiastically, and otherwise-adverbially NO!

[JimmyJazz]

26. It depends. Now,

what kind of shoes are you wearing? :P

[leftofthedial]

27. yes

of course, not having one also makes you a bad person

[Blue-Jay]

28. No, but I understand where you're coming from on this.

To some, having a penis makes you "guilty until proven innocent".

Luckily, that sort of mindset is almost never found here at DU.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. No, but that public restroom thing does.

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

33. locked

does this make me a bad person? This topic is inflamatory (though I am relatively certain the penis in question is fire resistant).

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator.