Please explain the falafel thing to me...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I was away for the weekend, and I'm totally confused.
Duckie

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Page 16 of thesmokinggun

thing against O'reilly...

(would be locked if I copied it!)
:wow:

[Endangered Specie]

2. Read this...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html


Go to paragraph 78 on page 16

[underpants]

5. O'Reilly confused "Loofah" with "Falafel"

You'll see on the link above.

[fob]

6. You guys are fast! I'm beginning to think it won't be long 'til we can

just refer people to Bill 16 : 78

edit: I had to put spaced before and after the colon because otherwise it looked like this; 16:78 <---a smiley face appears!! It's a Festivus Miracle!!

[Endangered Specie]

7. Except I dont exactly equate Bill with biblical things...

thats rauncher than the song of Solomon

[fob]

8. Yeah, I think this is becoming a "book" of it's own. "Book of

Dildo, The Falafel Verses"

[Endangered Specie]

10. We can have the phone testament

[fob]

12. Oh, thank you Dill dO'Reilly, for being such a tool and "outing" yourself

as such. The material was getting thin around here and the stuff that was solid wasmore in the depressing range due to bush*s penchant for buggering those who don't donate to him or hold some power over his him.

I sincerely thank you again, Bill. This stuff practically writes itself now.


Here's my phone testament;
In the name of the Falafel, the Loofah and the Carribean Shower...

[Misunderestimator]

14. Or "The Falafel Monologues"

[fob]

18. "Falafel? I felt terrible once I lost my job!!"

[nutsnberries]

11. UGH!

i hadn't read it until just now...

at least he's got an element of reality in his fantasy -

he knows he'd have to get wine into her and "you would have your back to me"

:puke:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Oh boy. Sit down......

give me a minute to prepare.....

[ohiosmith]

4. Here Duckie. You asked for it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. That is completely insane...

Also: WHO FREAKING PROOFREAD THAT BRIEF? They did a horrible job.
Bill O'Reilly needs to be flogged...and maybe have some falafel shoved up his arse.
Duckie

[Misunderestimator]

13. OMG... Thanks for asking this....

I just figured it was one of those silly lounge things that took on a life of its own...I haven't been on DU enough lately.

On edit..... :puke:

[Arugula Latte]

15. Oh, yes, I'll explain it to you, my little fried chick pea!

First we'll start with a little hummus rub down ... :evilgrin:

[arwalden]

16. I'm Glad You Asked... But Now I'm Sorry I Know

[ismnotwasm]

17. I didn't know what a falafel was

So I googled it. It's food, in one incarnation. Then, of course, in the course of my websurfing, I find the smoking gun article. I shamelessly read the whole court document. Puuuke. Now I have entirely too much information.

[tnlefty]

19. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Too bad that wasn't running through Bill's

head, uh brain.

[AFSCME girl]

20. LMAO!

This thread is awesome! (BTW, O'Reilly is a disgusting, perverted, pukeface!!!) :puke: