I'm Captain Oblivious! Ask me anything!

[Magrittes Pipe]

I will respond by telling you something that expresses my utter lack of understanding of your question.

[liontamer]

1. My mat files are taking up too much space

What should i do?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I think you should send them to me.

I'd be happy to drink anything that has spilled.

[kick-ass-bob]

3. What do I do when the pipes back up

and it stinks downstairs?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You need to take some Immodium.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. OK I tried that. But it is still backed up.

The smell is really bad - god knows what the hell is in there. What next?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Well, duh. That's what Immodium does.

[kick-ass-bob]

13. But it didn't work. What's next?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Who's Next.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. Who's on first?

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I don't know.

[kick-ass-bob]

25. He's on second.

bastard.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. What?

[kick-ass-bob]

33. Who?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Why is it I can't get ahead at the office?

[JimmyJazz]

7. He said he's Captain ObLivious - not Captain Obvious!

:p

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You could, but you'd have to ask.

And if you asked, it could be sexual harrassment. I suggest that you only seek head from those who are ABOVE you on the corporate ladder, rather than your underlings.

You'll never know if your boss will give you a hummer unless you ask.

[Captain Obvious]

6. Are you mimicking my thread?

Because it appears that you are.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Are you a tailor?

[rbnyc]

12. Who started the ask you anything trend anyway?

Hint: It WASN'T me!!

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. You have an infant daughter. Congratulations!

:bounce:

[rbnyc]

18. Actually, he's a boy...

...but thanks so much.

(We're not hung up on gender anyway.)

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Sheesh. I TOLD you I was oblivious.

:eyes:

[rbnyc]

37. Actually, I thought you did it on purpose...

...in keeping with the theme of your thread. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. My word!

I have NEVER "done it" on a porpoise. :o

You're sick!

[matcom]

15. Jenna Bush tastes like Grandma

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. This is the first thing I've read all day that makes sense.

[asthmaticeog]

21. How would it look if I dyed my hair?

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. The hair doesn't actually die until shortly AFTER respiration ceases.

The human body is a strange and wonderful machine.

[bloodyjack]

23. .

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. No. Seriously, dude. No.

That's just fucked-up.

[bloodyjack]

32. HA

Look at the expression on Ronald McDonald's face

Priceless!

[arwalden]

24. What's Your Favorite Season? Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall?

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Salt.

[underpants]

28. When did Col. Henry Blake become the Bear's starting QB

about as effective and decisive. Geesh if you have no time outs, trail by three-THROW THE DAMNED BALL ON A 4 COUNT GET RID OF IT!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Cade McNown dated a Playmate of the Year.

I bet he doesn't anymore.

[underpants]

40. Heather Kosar-Playmate of the Millennium

Insert picture here

McNown won her over from Tim Couch......do the math.

[underpants]

42. Ooops I was wrong Couch and her are still dating

http://www.gogreenbay.com/packers/page.html?article=127571

[Fenris]

31. How do you get blood out of auto upholstery?

Like, say, in the trunk of a car?

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. That's for SUNDAY, silly.

:eyes:

[arwalden]

35. Are You Related To Ralph Wiggum?

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. No, but I am related to Clancy.

[matcom]

38. oops. BRB - don't worry. just a little blood in the toilet

[asthmaticeog]

41. Univers or Helvetica?

[name not needed]

43. Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?

[stlchic]

44. How many DUers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[pagerbear]

45. Will you go out with me?

[terrya]

46. Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

[baby_mouse]

47. What time is love?