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Mon Oct-18-04 02:30 PM
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BigMcLargeHuge is a genie in a bottle! What are your 3 wishes? |
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BigMcLargeHuge has publicly stated that he's a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub him the right way!
So, if you had three wishes that BigMcLargeHuge could grant, what would they be? And let's make this interesting. Let's assume that we would all wish for Kerry to be elected, world peace, economic stability, etc. Ditto for cures for diseases or our children having good lives.
Let's wish for personal things that we want for ourselves. And not money! We all want money.
Mine:
1. Reconcile with my BF. 2. Magically have my BA without having to go back to school. 3. My mother to get over her illness and live to be very old.
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:31 PM
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is that too much to ASK??????
no. i think not.
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:02 PM
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Nevermind. I don't want to know. It can't be good, what with that purple hippo up there...
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:32 PM
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2. a lifelong supply of falafels. |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:32 PM
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3. Fewer "Have You Had Sex With ... " Threads. Fewer Toilet-Habit Threads. |
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Fewer sexual anatomy threads. Fewer gender-wars threads.
Is that too much to ask?
-- Allen
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:33 PM
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6. What's wrong with toilet habit threads? |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:35 PM
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Hey, it's been ages since we've had a workplace restroom thread! |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:33 PM
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Divorce Better job New car!
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:10 PM
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Funny, I want to reconcile and you want to divorce. Grass is always greener, eh?
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:35 PM
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I don't really care what kind, to be honest. Just one that doesn't break down so much.
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:33 PM
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5. I wish I could get your own thread locked. |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:44 PM
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14. Why do you want my thread locked? |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:33 PM
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7. Do I gotta rub before I play? |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:35 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:35 PM
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9. Yes, you have to rub BigMcLargeHuge. |
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But wouldn't any of us do that just for fun? I mean, we wouldn't even have to get wishes.
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:38 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:37 PM
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10. Unlimited supply of wishes! |
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:39 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:41 PM
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and no crappy franchise donuts real ma & pa donut shop donuts
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Mon Oct-18-04 02:41 PM
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13. You are a man (woman?) of simple tastes. |
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:05 PM
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16. 1.matcom keeps his hands to himself 2. world peace 3. my bottle back |
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I have a deposit on it :grr:
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:07 PM
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I am in a no deposit state
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:10 PM
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1. To get "Genie In A Bottle" out of my head. 2. To get "Jane Says" out of my head. 3. For the following things to fall into place at my apartment appointment tomorrow at lunchtime, as I totally struck out over the weekend and this one actually sounds promising: ¥ÊEnough space ¥ Safe ¥ Non-asshat landlord Wish me luck!
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:14 PM
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20. If you wanna be with me |
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Edited on Mon Oct-18-04 03:16 PM by janesez
Baby there's a price to pay!
I'm sorry, I can't seem to help myself. I'm not usually casually cruel, but torturing people with music...I'm completely compelled!
Also: best of luck with the apartment! :hi:
And! My earworm is "Alive" by Pearl Jam because of rbnyc's thread. And I think that one's worse than either of yours, because it will stick around longer. So there!
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:34 PM
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21. Just one...have BigMcLargeHuge turn ME into a genie... |
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and then I could grant any amount of wishes I wanted. :-)
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:37 PM
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24. Ooh...you're almost as sneaky as pagerbear! |
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:43 PM
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29. Great minds think alike! |
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:50 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:36 PM
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1. Have Kerry win in a landslide 2. Me to get a nice g/f 3. more wishes.
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:38 PM
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1. I wish my various physical health problems would vanish. 2. I wish my kind but weak-minded friend would stop giving time and money to wingnut causes that would be the first to put him in a concentration camp when they take control 3. I wish I could find a cheap reliable pet-sitter
If number 3 comes to pass, I will truly believe in the magic of BigMcLargehuge.
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:39 PM
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26. If you live in Philadelphia |
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I might be able to make wish #3 come true.
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:47 PM
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32. thanks but I'm in Louisiana |
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The thought is appreciated though!
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:49 PM
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33. Oh, well. Good luck anyway! |
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Lots of Duers from New Orleans, I think. Maybe some pet-lovers in there!
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:42 PM
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1. Go back in time about 6 months 2. Have my medical degree 3. Go on vacation
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:43 PM
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28. What would you do if you were able to go back in time 6 months? |
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:45 PM
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30. Make different choices |
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That's all I'm saying about that.
:)
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:46 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 03:50 PM
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35. Kerry in a landslide is by far #1 |
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But in deference to your rules:
1. Get a new job 2. Have a baby 3. Lose those pesky pounds
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:13 PM
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36. Greetings to all DU comrades...now about this wishing thing... |
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Hello to all from political refugee seeking asylum in the server of the glorious people's democratic underground...I am Comrade Ballzoff, a data packet formerly living on glorious Soviet military internet server...unfortunately, what with not-so-glorious total and utter collapse of former dwelling place, I find myself seeking new place to call home...(Actually am also refugee from totally slow SC server as well, but that is of no importance.) I am aware of hazards of being newbie on people's progressive website in these uncertain times, but my faith in my fellow digital citizens is strong, and my desire to eliminate monkeys from high places is equally so. And soonto my three wishes. For wish # 1, exploding banana, attractively gift-wrapped in repub colors and mailed where it will do most good. For wish # 2, better command of idiosyncratic American vernacular, the better to postwith. And for #3,lifetime supply of Stoly and good beluga caviar. Hey, is not too much to hope for, yes? Am hoping to engage in further exchanges with like-minded progressive individuals. Power to proletariat, up the revolution, and hurry the day for a return to sanity!
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:14 PM
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38. I love you. Marry me. |
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:40 PM
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41. you sure it isn't Byron/Wat in another of his guises |
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either way, it is pretty cool.
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:42 PM
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42. Of course it is. He was Simon LeBon earlier. |
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But I want to marry this incarnation.
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:44 PM
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he can run but he can't hide. That boy is going through a lot of personality changes! See I still miss Byron. Can't help it. And Peasant Steve wasn't too bad.
I am gone for a few hours and he offs himself again. :cry:
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:55 PM
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48. Trust the original...accept no substitutes! |
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...I am me, comrades...no previous incarnations of anybody who I know of....although Madame Eva insists that just maybe I am either Rasputin's ghost, the Czar of all the Russias, or Pullya Pudov, the no-account Georgian who works at corner package store...(Bottle of Stoly and the daily 'Pravda', such a combination!)
Comrade Ballzoff
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:42 PM
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44. A proposal of marriage, and my first post, no less! |
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Am honored to consider your warm and heartfelt proposal. What think you of long, romantic walks through winter Rodina countryside, hot fires and cold vodka?
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:42 PM
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45. No vodka, but how about a massage? |
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:51 PM
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47. massage addendum to marriage proposal... |
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Done! By-the-by, what think you of heated, lightly scented oil...'Da' or 'Nyet'?
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:13 PM
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37. No. 1. I wish Bush would lose! |
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No. 2.I wish Bush gets beat! No. 3.I wish Bush is laid off!
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:15 PM
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Mon Oct-18-04 04:42 PM
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43. 1. Kerry wins! Big time! |
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2. I find a bunch of punk moms who have time to start a garage band. 3. Husb and I find a lot of money to fly to Hawaii after Kerry wins.
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