Well!..This explains a lot about Rumsfeld! (he sleeps with Doll)

[BlueJazz]

This says it all.
(Hey..It must be true..It's from Weekly World News)

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61660

[MadHound]

1. LOL, that's funny friend,

But as much as I would love for it to be true, it isn't. WWN is stating that Rummy first fell in love with his dolly in 1962. Trouble is that Joe wasn't manufactured until 1964.<http://community-2.webtv.net/bobgriffin/BobsGIJoePage/>

Still, a great laugher

[Michael Moonlight]

2. I wish this part were true.

"During one grueling, taxpayer-funded stay in a five-star luxury hotel in Paris, the congressman was distributing G.I. Joe dolls, which had just been launched in the states, to needy gay Frenchmen," says the source.

"He had one of the Joe's in his lap during a luncheon when a passing waiter tripped and two escargot knives plummeted down, point first, toward Mr. Rumsfeld's testicles."