If you could give the Ch'panzee and his friends

[Lautremont]

their due supernatural punishments, what would they be? I'd dole out as follows:

Bush would get rubber teeth and a case of constant flatulence.

Cheney would get an oompah song stuck in his head for life, and a large, heavy, mushroom-shaped hat that he could never take off his head.

Rice would also get a hat like that.

Rove would get a thick scab over his mouth and dinner-plate sized ears. As well, he would get a small, sharp protuberance on the back of his head so as to make it uncomfortable to lie down.

I would give that press guy, McLellan, a pig nose.

Edit to correct typo on the word "mushroom".

[skygazer]

1. They would all be poor

With lousy "manufacturing" jobs flipping burgers somewhere. They would have no health insurance, no retirement, no savings. They'd be driving a piece of shit, 30 year old Plymouth or taking the bus. They'd live in the projects.

They'd walk a mile in the shoes of all the people they've systematically fucked over the years and they'd see how much fun it really is.

[mark11727]

2. Too late for McLellan...

Sorry.