Scaramouche
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:51 PM
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Poll question: Seat Up or Seat down? |
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For domestic tranquility should the toilet seat always:
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:54 PM
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:55 PM
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2. ALWAYS close the lid. Who wants pee pee water spraying all over the |
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bathroom? EWEWEWEEWWEWWEWEWWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:55 PM
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3. Does anybody else get complaints for putting it down too noisily? |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:57 PM
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pissing on the lid 'cuz they weren't expecting it to be down...
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:00 PM
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6. Got padded seat & lid. |
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Very comfortable and vewwy vewwy quiet.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:51 PM
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18. What? It's too hard LOWER it and not SLAM it? Come on peeps! |
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Thu Sep-11-03 04:59 PM
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5. You forgot an option - |
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"Take some personal @(*^#% responsiblity for yourself and LOOK BEFORE YOU PEE OR SIT DOWN, and if you fall into the toilet, or pee on the toilet cover, it's YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT, YOU clean it up."
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:02 PM
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When we got married we agreed to always put the lid down. It's habit after all these years.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:16 PM
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9. Kudos on such a sane decision... |
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I once had a girlfriend living with me who could not accept this common sense approach.
She was admamant that if I really cared about her, the throne would left in the best position for her comfort. She didn't like to fully-wakeup at night when she had to pee. So if the seat was up she'd hit cold porclean. If left down, she'd be so ready to let go that when standing up again she'd pee on her leg.
Needless to say we're no longer together....
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:06 PM
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My ex-girlfriend was a red-haired witch and made it clear in no uncertain terms the first time I left the lid up.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:21 PM
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11. You actually know that a woman wanted |
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lid down everytime afer use? Is it a decoratnig thing?
I mean, my toilet seat has fish on the lid in trying to create a marine theme in the bathroom. You know, shells, fish, and nautical trinkets. Oh yeah, the soap used to be shaped be like fish...
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:50 PM
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16. She Woke Up During The Night |
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And had a habit of using the WC with the lights off.
I suspect she got her fanny wet one night.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:56 PM
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20. You got one of those too? |
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Mine's sort of transparent, and if you look down there while the lid's closed, it looks like dolphins swimming.
Couldn't find one with sharks, snakes, or the Loch Ness monster.
No fish shaped soap, though. Glycerine soap and liquid soap, or whatever's on sale.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:18 PM
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Don't you know why there's a lid? It keeps the shit from spraying all over the feakin' bathroom! Always put it down before you flush. Always.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:24 PM
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12. Do you suggest that flushing while seated is: |
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 05:43 PM by Scaramouche
-A potential disaster? -Not recommended even if you are trying to disguise the sound or smell? -Not worth responding to?
on edit: clarification.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:26 PM
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just put the lid down before you flush it's not that difficult a concept. I said nothing about being seated.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:45 PM
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15. I agee on the concept... |
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Just was trying to make a funny...
BTW I edited the previous post to clarify...the Joke!?
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Thu Sep-11-03 06:32 PM
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23. Either we leave it up, or we pee on it... |
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...you can't have it both ways.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:51 PM
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It's my bathroom, and if I want shit on the walls it's none of your business.
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Thu Sep-11-03 05:52 PM
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19. and wid dat attitude it's gonna be your SOLO BAFFROOM for a really |
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REALLY long time.... forever, maybe even!
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Thu Sep-11-03 06:00 PM
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22. I can leave it up or down |
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But I'm peeing standing up either way. Your call. :-)
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