The freepers and the hang glider

[jmowreader]

This guy invented a product that made him exceptionally rich. His wife told him he could do whatever he liked, he deserved it. "I've always wanted to learn to hang glide."

He bought a hang glider and a hang-gliding outfit and went to hang gliding school. After graduation, he went hang gliding every weekend.

One weekend, he decided to hang-glide over a canyon. At the bottom of it were two freepers out poaching ducks. One looks up and yells "Hoo-ee Bobby Joe! You ever see such a bird as that?"

'Ah hell no, Billy Ray. Let's kill it.'

They proceed to pump two boxes of shells apiece into the air.

"I'll be damned, Bobby Joe. All that shootin' and we missed."

'Billy Ray, we had to have at least winged it. Did you see how fast he dropped that poor sumbitch he was carrying?'