That's it! The ONLY way I'm voting for Kerry is

[flvegan]

If someone were to bring me a shrubbery. Nothing too fancy, mind you...

[Kierkegaard]

1. Oh, sure.

Next, you'll want me to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiith...a herring!

[flvegan]

5. I have the Holy Hand Grenade

And I'm not afraid to use it!

[Kierkegaard]

9. ...

"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits..."

[markbark]

10. In thy mercy <n/t>

[grannylib]

2. Something like the one sitting in the WH now??? And can we prune it first?

Or can it be an uprooted shrubbery?

[flvegan]

6. On Nov. 3rd, uprooted shrubbery will be acceptable.

[jdots]

3. does it have to be alive ?

i have lots of dead plants around here,so now it starts raining. If you don't vote for Kerry i fed ex all the weeds to you

[flvegan]

7. FedExing weed, eh?

That's it, I'm calling Ashcroft!

[elperromagico]

4. Or you will be forced to say "Ni" again?

:D

[flvegan]

8. No, I am now one of the Kniggits that say

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodum-zu-owly-zhiv!