Bush to leave office!

[mitchtv]

BusinessConsultant > 10/11 18:25:29

Washington DC - Congress today announced that the Office of
President of the United States of America will be outsourced to
overseas interests as of June 30th, the end of this fiscal year.
The move is being made to save not only a significant portion of
the President's $400K yearly salary, but also a record $521 Billion
in deficit expenditures and related overhead.

Mr.Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination.
Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.

Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be
assuming the Office of President of the United States as of July 1.
Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his parents were
vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the
position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage or other benefits. It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without support staff.

A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using this tree, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at all.

Mr. Bush will receive health overage, expenses, and salary until his
final day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he
will be eligible for $240 dollars a week unemployment for 13 weeks.
Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit

[Mabus]

1. Oh, I thought

he had gone to the bathroom or something. I couldn't think of any other reason for him to leave his crib.

[miss_kitty]

2. Well I hope they give Mr Sanji Gurvinder Singh an anglo name

like 'Clive' or 'Adrian' so regular Americans won't notice the change...