Politics... (explained)

[Demaholic]

WHAT IS POLITICS?

A small boy went to his father and asked, DAD WHAT IS POLITICS?’’

His father said “SON LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN.’’

I AM MANAGEMENT, because I have to see to the financing of the HOUSEHOLD

Your mother is GOVERNMENT because she has to see to the RUNNING of the HOUSE.

You are the PEOPLE because we have to PROVIDE for you.

The maid is the WORKING CLASS.

And we'll call your baby brother the FUTURE.


THE LITTLE BOY WAS LEFT EVEN MORE CONFUSED!!!


That night however, he heard his little brother crying in his room.

On investigating he found his diaper full of crap...

He went to his mother’s room & found her SLEEPING.

He went to his father room but he was ABSENT.

He went to the maid's room and saw his Dad SCREWING her.

Feeling helpless, he went back to bed.


Next morning he went to his father and said,

"DAD I UNDERSTAND WHAT POLITICS IS.

WHILE MANAGEMENT IS FUCKING THE WORKING CLASS,

THE GOVERNMENT IS FAST ASLEEP.

NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO THE PEOPLE’S NEEDS,

AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP SHIT"!!!!!!!!

[Demaholic]

1. My apologies...

Didn't see this as a movable post, but will restrain from comedy and daily enlightenment in the future...

(learning the rules...)