Wal-Mart Wine

[complain jane]

Soon Wal-Mart customers will be able to sample a new
discount item Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J
Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at
an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a
bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts,
but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing.

She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go:

The top 10 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with white meat (Possum) or red meat (squirrel).

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[ClintonTyree]

1. VERY funny.............

that top 10 is terrific! :headbang:

[eauclaireliberal]

2. RE: "Wal-Mart Wine"

You forgot Jenna Juice.

[jukes]

3. but, what

do i serve w/ cheez whiz nachos?

[Earth_First]

4. Excellent

I was looking for something to properly compliment the dead possom in front of my house...