CAPTION-My god you are beautiful too beautiful to share with anyone else

underpants

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:10 AM
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CAPTION-My god you are beautiful too beautiful to share with anyone else

Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly has canceled a series of TV interviews to promote his new children's book days after a former producer accused him in a lawsuit of sexual harassment, his publisher said on October 18, 2004. The normally outspoken conservative commentator scrapped appearances that had been scheduled for Friday on ABC's 'The View' and HBO's 'Real Time with Bill Maher', and for Monday on CBS' 'The Early Show.' O'Reilly checks himself in a mirror before an interview at the Republican National Convention in New York in this September 1 file photo. (Stringer/Usa/Reuters)

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Misunderestimator

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:11 AM
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1. Oh Shit.... I totally forgot about his CHILDREN'S book!

That is just too funny. Aw... poor Bill, no widdle kiddies are going to get to read your trash now... :cry:

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underpants

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:14 AM
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4. The timing could've have been worse

That is what kills me about all of this. First, why would anyone want O'Reilly to talk to their own children. Second, He has to run and hide.

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daddybear

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:38 AM
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8. oH bULL....

He will sell many MORE -- publicity always sells more... good or bad... goooooooo, Bill!!!!

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:11 AM
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2. Holy cow! Is that a falafel I see over there??

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Crankie Avalon

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:13 AM
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3. "Now if I could just find a small enough battery...

Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 08:14 AM by George W Bush

...to keep my head vibrating while it's jammed up my poop chute, I'd never leave the house."

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:24 AM
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5. I honestly thought that the children's book was a Photoshop fake.

God, he's an idiot.
Duckie

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gatlingforme

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:35 AM
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6. Bill, you are a legend in your own mind. oops,,, should have posted

Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 08:36 AM by gatlingforme

to thread... sorry.

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charlie

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:35 AM
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7. Straight face. Straight face.

Keep it cool, Bill. Easy does it...

OH GAAAWD, IS MY POOTER EVER SIIIINGING...

Deep breath. One-Mississippi. Two-Mississippi. That's it. Chill. They'll never know...

(bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...)

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bo44

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:41 AM
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9. The hopeless shit stain vainly searches for a crease of clean charmin

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