What Should DU's Warning Label Say? Post Your Ideas Here...

arwalden

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:04 AM
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What Should DU's Warning Label Say? Post Your Ideas Here...

Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 10:04 AM by arwalden

WARNING: May cause you to dislike your conservative friends.
WARNING: Participation has been known to delay chores indefinitely.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:05 AM
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1. WARNING: Frequent use will cause you to change your language:

Including the words 'freeper' and 'Cheney that' in real life conversations.

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RubyDuby in GA

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:32 AM
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10. OMG - how did you know???

There are two B/C signs I drive by every night to get to my house and every time I go be them I either think to myself or say out loud "damn freepers". Get out of my head man! :D

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:36 AM
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12. WARNING: Some users are omniscient.

:evilgrin:

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:06 AM
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2. WARNING: May cause you to covet purple hippos.

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Richardo

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:06 AM
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3. WARNING: At work? Have a TBIC key and fake spreadsheet ready

TBIC = The boss is coming.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:08 AM
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4. thanks for reminding me!!!

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XNASA

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:11 AM
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5. WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

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Wat_Tyler

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:11 AM
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6. WARNING - SOME PEOPLE WILL POST TERRIFYING MINUTIAE

ABOUT THEIR LIVES. :D

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:37 AM
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13. now that you mention it, the other night while sitting on the toilet...

:evilgrin:

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:12 AM
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7. WARNING: Some users will change their names incessantly.

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matcom

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:16 AM
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8. WARNING: Matcom On Board

:bounce:

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Bill McBlueState

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:31 AM
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9. WARNING: May contain humor-like substance

Applies to copycat threads only.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:35 AM
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11. or: WARNING: May contain pitiful attempts at humor-like substance

:bounce:

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:38 AM
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14. WARNING: We KNOW we are Partisan.

its why we are called the DEMOCRATIC underground.

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redqueen

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:40 AM
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15. WARNING: Extremely addictive.

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arwalden

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:54 AM
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16. WARNING: Conspiracy Theories Ahead

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elfrangel

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Tue Oct-19-04 01:21 PM
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17. WARNING:

Participation may result in an exchange of actual facts, thought provoking statements, and truth.

Constant participation has been shown to cause a regression of vocabulary to simplify the issues so * can understand; and a devotion to partisanship, particularly of the Democratic kind.

Other symptoms include: unceasing laughter accompanied by tears while watching the debates, cynicism toward any report from Fox News, a strong desire for change, and a belief that Kerry/Edwards will win in November 2004.

:kick:

How's that?

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arwalden

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Tue Oct-19-04 01:22 PM
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18. Not Bad... Not Bad At All! -- And... Welcome To DU!!

-- Allen

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TrogL

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Tue Oct-19-04 01:23 PM
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19. You will be marked for usage, spelling, grammar and punctuation

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