oh NO. MSNBC is reporting possible Mary Kate relapse

[Tesibria]

now that's news ..... ?????

not

[DS1]

1. Good

[aquart]

2. All that money and it couldn't protect her.

[aden_nak]

3. Bah. They probably pre-empted some crucial J-Lo coverage.

[Lavender Brown]

4. The cable news is one long installment of "Entertainment Tonight"

[ugarte]

5. What happens when you ingest more through your nose

than your mouth.

[edbermac]

6. Well it's not as important as the big story about Britney Spears I saw...

...when she said she was taking time off to "chill out"...Britney, please do a Rip Van Winkle for the world...

:puke:

[mac56]

7. If this is true, it's pretty sad.

I hope no one here would actually wish this for her. Yes, she has resources for treatment at her disposal that most people do not, but it's sad to see any young person so afflicted.

[Mabus]

8. OMIGOD this is bigger than Mary Cheney being a lesbian

Stop the presses. I wonder if Michael Jackson or Kobe are involved. I think it's Scott Peterson's fault. Or maybe she struck up a friendship with Elizabeth Smart and is on a starvation diet until she can meet Bat Boy.

[FunBobbyMucha]

9. Why are you all laughing!? A pretty white girl is in pain, dammit!

Have you forgotten the lessons that Chandra Levy, Laci Peterson, Jon-Benet Ramsey, Sharon Tate, Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Smart, Jessica Savitch and Baby Jessica taught us?

Well, have you?!?

Sudan, Smoodan, fuckers! This girl worked with Saget!

[Tesibria]

10. To be clear

... I was NOT making fun of Mary Kate in my post. I was .. commenting on what's NEWS on TV. It was a breaking story on MSNBC -- and they focused on the possible "whys" -- which people pretty much agreed was most likely due to the incredible media attention on her every move.