What is the WORST movie you have seen recently?

[Worst Username Ever]

[shaolinmonkey]

1. Could we add Van Helsing?

Please?

[russian33]

6. Yep, I'll vote for Van Helsing

Also, 'Count of Monte Cristo', they butchered the book by Dumas so bad, it was unbearable to watch.

[Tafiti]

7. Ooooh, good one.

I'll have to second that. Great book, shitty movie.

[alarimer]

33. that movie sucked

I can't believe I paid money to see it.

[DrZeeLit]

54. One word for you....

netflix... (okay, okay... I'm paying but I don't have a cable bill!)

[aeolian]

2. HA! Beautiful!

I was gonna write that one in if it hadn't been listed. :)

God, that movie still makes my brain hurt.

[RubyDuby in GA]

3. I seriously needed some crackers to go with all that cheese

It was total crap. I want my rental fee back. At the very least, I got to watch it in the comfort of my own home where no one would try to shush me while I'm making fun of it.

[Emops]

4. "I, Robot"

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[RubyDuby in GA]

21. It was good of you to remind me

I had happily forgotten about this piece of crap.
And someone else mentioned Jersey Girl. The pitfall of seeing everything that comes out is that you sit through a lot of shit. What the hell is the matter with Ben Affleck? Hopefully, now that he's free of the evil JLo curse, he'll put out something decent. I'm not willing to give up on him just yet.....

[CanuckAmok]

43. Perhaps we should let Maddox' review speak...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_robot

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Moulin Rouge continues to take the top slot

:puke:

[swag]

8. Seconded.

That Ewan McGregor never-ending "Your Song" was just too too much.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Oh yes. "Roxanne" will never be the same for me again.

[barb162]

13. ditto! I thought the constantly changing zooming of the camera

from these distant shots to super closeups for no apparent reason was so unnecessary

[daddybear]

16. Wife and daughter

LOVED that movie...

[Beaverhausen]

27. Thank you!!! I thought I was the only one who hated that

stupid movie. I especially hated the music.

and since I love Ewan it's really upsetting!

[tjdee]

46. Maybe it's better if you're on drugs?

The whole thing looked like an acid trip to me. I couldn't even sit through it entirely, which is huge for me.

Of course, I don't really like Kidman.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

47. Nope - drugs didn't help!

[Az_lefty]

9. I rented that flick for 4 bucks, totally sucked!

another over hyped disaster movie.
:puke:

[TimeToGo]

11. Jersey Girl

Even though it had two good Bruce songs in it.

[Worst Username Ever]

12. As soon as I had it in my hands, I saw the PG 13 label and just about

broke it in half.

[Anaxamander]

15. Hey, you just gave me an idea for a topic... (runs away) NT

[Anaxamander]

14. I vote for MYSTIC RIVER (nt)

[Zuni]

35. I thought Mystic River was great

It had me guessing till the end.

[thestatusquo]

50. second that

that movie was so boring.

[Texasgal]

17. 13 going on 30

Lord help us all.....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[skypilot]

18. "SAW"

I got a pass for a screening of this piece of crap. It's official release is on Oct.29th. Avoid. To add insult to injury I just found out that on the same night of the "Saw" screening there was also a screening of "The Machinist" which is directed by Brad Anderson, an independent director whom I love. Oh, and Brad was AT the screening. I missed it all while sitting through "Saw" a derivative and imitative piece of poorly acted shit.

[Worst Username Ever]

20. Please say you are joking

I have been looking forward to the release of Saw for months! Pleas say it doesn't suck. In terms of JUST the horror genre, how does it compare?

[skypilot]

23. I'm sorry but I thought it was horrible...

...and I went out in the pouring rain to see it. It was the week of Hurricane Jeanne. It was one of those movies where as you watch it you start to keep a list in your head of all the movies it ripped off. I really wish I could tell you it was any good but I'd be lying. I think The Onions movie reviewer summed the film up perfectly. All the good reviews make no sense to me whatsoever.

http://www.theonionavclub.com/review.php?review_id=7845

[Worst Username Ever]

25. ARRRRR!!!!

Damn!

[skypilot]

26. That's how I felt after I saw it...

...and after I found out that I'd missed Brad Anderson. If you don't know who he is, you will when his latest movie comes out.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361862/

If this movie turns out to be a clunker then I'm just going to give up but I don't think it will be. I've liked everything else he's done.

[WildEyedLiberal]

38. Session 9 is one of my favorite movies

And 'The Machinist' sounds like its in the same vein - a creepy, disturbing psychological thriller. Can't wait.

[geniph]

28. Far From Heaven annoyed me

I mean, I know he was going for an update of a Douglas Sirk-type weepie - and the acting was good, and the cinematography and art direction were great, but what an idiotic story, with people reacting in utterly unnatural manners! Waste of celluloid.

[htuttle]

19. As soon as the remake of Planet of the Apes was over in the theater...

...I started cussing at the screen. I was not the only person in the theater who felt that way, either.

They didn't just do a bad remake. They absolutely DESPOILED the whole idea of the original movie. I must have complained about that POS movie for weeks after we saw it.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

22. Gods and Generals

When you have a Civil War movie and the slaves actually look happy to be there, you know there's something wrong

[jdots]

24. all i've seen lately are good documentarys

when i go back to normal movies i will enjoy crap with a new lust
the worse the funnier M.S.T. 3000 has to go back in production

[Zuni]

36. It was poorly done. It is a good book though

The movie was weak. Gettysburg was better, but no where near as good as the book it was based on, The Killer Angels.

[Rainstorm]

29. I saw The Day After Tommorow today on DVD

I thought it sucked. Since I teach Environmental Science in college I was thinking I could show it to my students. There was not enough real science in the movie to be a lesson in anything.

[MsAnthropy]

30. I ordered a double DVD

of The Terror of Tiny Town (all midget musical western) and Plan 9 from Outer Space (the worst movie of all time) and am IN HEAVEN!!!! I LOVE THEM! They go so well with my new copy of Reefer Madness!

[Jack_Dawson]

31. Dogville

Awful. Just awful.

[UdoKier]

32. Kill Bill or anything else by Tarantulatino.

Day After Tomorrow was an average disaster film with above-average effects.

Why not judge a film by its genre, rather than picking on a recent example of a genre you probably hate?

Emmerich has been annoying film snobs ever since Independence Day. Sure, the acronym "ID4" and the streamlined Godzilla were heresies, but this is just piling on.

[kitkatrose]

34. Hey, I liked The Day After Tomorrow.

Yes, the plot sucked donkey balls, and the science was crappy, but you have to admit, those 6 tornadoes in Cali and those big superhurricanes or whatever they were, were really cool. Or maybe I'm just morbid. :shrug:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

37. It was cheesy even by the generous standards of

movies shown on in-flight entertainment systems.

[terrya]

39. "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". That movie stunk big time.

Hideously awful. Dorian Gray as an action hero. Yeah, right.

[tjdee]

48. They COMPLETELY ripped the comic to shreds.

I knew it would suck when they added Tom Sawyer, who is 1)American (no Yanks in the comics) and 2)Not a villain, which defeats the whole point. GRRRRRRR.

[Skittles]

40. Forgotten

Julianne Moore is so freaking overrated. "Laws of Attraction" sucked bigtime too.

[Emops]

41. I like Quentin Tarantino a whole lot,

But I just saw "Reservoir Dogs" for the first time and thought it sucked.

[tjdee]

49. So did I....until I saw it again.

I saw Pulp Fiction years ago, and we all rushed out to rent Reservoir Dogs. We were all VERY disappointed LOL.

But, when I saw it again I appreciated it from the standpoint of it being Tarantino's first movie. And, it's kind of more interesting plotwise too if you try to remember that the Michael Madsen character is John Travolta's character's brother. :)

But it's not as bad as I once thought it was.

[TroubleMan]

42. Anything on Lifetime Network that my wife makes me watch with her

:puke:

The name on the movies they show differ, but it's the same 3 movies over and over again with different actors.

[Guy Fawkes]

45. You could always watch Oxygen (Oh!) late at night...

but make sure the kids can't hear it...

[Ladyhawk]

53. You know it's odd, but I watch Spike more often than Lifetime.

The only thing I watched on Lifetime (when I had TV) was "The Golden Girls."

[Deja Q]

44. Sky Captain...

I Robot and the others looked so beyond dreadful that I didn't bother.

[Ladyhawk]

52. Ebert gave Sky Captain thumbs up...should I try to get my money back?

I'm sure Ebert's good for it.

[Ladyhawk]

51. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

When viewing fantasy or science fiction, a person is supposed to be able to suspend disbelief. I never got past that stage so the whole movie seemed like a joke.

[DrZeeLit]

55. Michael

I love John T, but... that really was awful... first time I ever wanted my money back after a movie.

[EstimatedProphet]

56. A Shark Tale

If you're over 10 you'll immediately see that it's crap.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

57. fahrenhype 911

watched my landlord's copy-dick morris is such a joke

[telex54]

58. Day After Tomorrow, yes--but Man On Fire was worse...

That movie took jump-cutting to a new level, a ridiculous one at that. I thought I was going to be ill... violently ill.
:puke: :hurts:

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