There are two types of people in this world: good and bad.

[underpants]

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more .

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

http://www.woodyallenmovies.com/woodyallenquotes.htm

[BOHICA06]

1. Trying ... is the first step toward failure!

-Homer Simpson

[flyingfysh]

2. there are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[jdots]

6. the over entertained & the seekers of truth

and lets not forget the goobers who say they have never eaten one of thier own boogers.

[SarahB]

3. That doesn't explain

us good people who are insomniacs. :shrug:

[Demit]

4. 2 types of people in the world: those who think there are 2 types of...

people in the world, and those who don't.

[underpants]

8. I like that one

I have to tell you I am shocked this hasn't turned into a Woody Allen slamfest. I loved his movies when I was a kid -especially the early funny ones- but now I keep my distance.

[redqueen]

10. SHHHHHHHHHH!

Are you trying to invite them?

Nice... thanks for the link.

[Droopy]

5. There are three types of people in this world:

Those who can count and those who can't.

[jdots]

7. # 5 is exellent

very zen very funny

[jus_the_facts]

9. "Is sex dirty?"

...."Only when it's being done right." - Woody Allen, Everything you Always Wanted to Know about Sex, but were Afraid to Ask 1972 :evilgrin:

[underpants]

11. My God you were incredible

Thanks I...I practice a lot when I'm by myself.

[jus_the_facts]

12. "Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful..."

...."...provided you can get between the right man and the right woman." :o

[redqueen]

13. I like this one

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

[BoX o BooX]

14. There are 10 kinds of people in this world:

Those who can read binary, and those who can't.

[jus_the_facts]

15. "My brain - that's my second favorite organ!"

--- Woody Allen, Sleeper :D