"Humbleballs" : a definition.

[Tsiyu]

You've heard of a sound check.

"Chck....chck....one...two....three....chchchkkkkk."

When I make music with males, if things get too fuzzy I will do a ballcheck.



".......nmnmnmmmmmm..........bllchek.........ballchck.....nmnmnmnmnmnm........BALLchck.........."

Everyone must have a look-see to assure himself his nads are dangling.

Ballchecks eliminate any overt need to prove the existence of the aforementioned appendages.

Occasionally, a male will find that the boolahs are swollen to gigunda proportions, interfering with said man's ability to control his ego. Then, he must make a trip out to his vehicle where he retrieves his Humbleballs and changes out the set.



Any questions?
(Next I will explain Pete's Principle of "SheGotBack.")