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Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 07:20 PM by luvamericahatebush
I am the 13-year-old daughter of Luvamericahatebush. We live in a VERY red zone of Washington state. At my Middle School, I proudly have on my binders two John Kerry stickers per side. I also have those binders out at all time, so people know (Weather they like it or not) my opine.
About 20 people have told me at the top of their lungs 'JOHN KERRY SUCKS!!' for a number of stupid reasons.
'He's CATHOLIC!!'
'HE SUPPORTS ABORTION!!!'
'HE WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS!!!' (And this is where I add 'And an Bronze star, I think.')
I bet that a lot School Age Democrats deal with this kind of harassment, so this is where we can aid in the Anti-Freeper-Child movement and help each other with comebacks.
They say: You don't know what you're talking about.
You say: And you do? Where do you get the idea I don't know about my candidate? I wouldn't support him if I didn't know about his motives!!!
They say: Well, you're just a stuck up liberal!!!
You say: And that's a bad thing?
Situation 2:
They say: Did you know John Kerry supports abortion?
You say: Power to him.
They say: But it's effing MURDER!!!
You say: Then don't have an abortion. Don't tell some woman in Oklahoma weather she should have a baby or not.
They say: But it's still murder.
You say: Like I said, don't have one. But hey, the girl who has the operation might be young. She'll have a crummy life and her kids will be even badder.
They say: Well they should get friends or parents to help them out.
You say: It costs a lot of money to raise a freep like you, not to mention a kid like me. You think some friend is gonna just spend over 5,000 bucks for their friends kid?
They say: what about Government programs?
You say: Aren't that many left thanks to Bush's tax cuts. Well, you had to get that cut, eh? You can't spend money to have a good society, eh?
Situation 3:
They say: John Kerry's not a Christan!!!
You say: And your point is?
They say: He's Catholic.
You say: Now I thought that in one of the Bills, it says you have the right to any religion you want to. If you're a Jew, or a Buddhist, or a Mormon, it doesn't matter. You have all the right to be president.
Situation 4:
They say: You're a liberal!!
You say: A, do you have ANY idea what you're talking about, B, do you know what liberals mean?
They say: It means people that love terrorists and bad people!!!
You say: *Put up your hands for greater effect* You know what, you're right. Let's go invade Iraq and kill thousands for nothing!!! Let's go covert them all to the Bible!!! YEAH!!! Let's got kick some ass!!! Let's make sure that the Middle Class people don't have health care!!! Let's have it so that our veterans don't have a hospital!!!
They say: That's not what I me-
You say: Yep, being a conservative is great, ain't it? Send all the rich kids to college when they have drug and drinking issues and all the black people to jail when they shoplift!!! Yeah!!! Let's keep them wimmen folk in the kitchen!!! Yeah!! Those Liberals, there all against that. Yep, wanna make sure all of us kids have stable future... *Pat them on the shoulder and pump your fist for effect*
I think that can work for some of us. Twist those things to your own use, add words, delete words. Do anything with them!!! Oh, and if you think I missed any, put them up here. I need some more, and other people need them!!! Thanks!!!
Miniluvamericahatebush
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